YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGet off Get off Get off! Well what would you say if your brother kept whacking you with a spoon or the spider made it all the way up the toilet bowl or your mum made you wear that horrible shirt? Find out in this fantastically funny collection of poems all about growing up from the brilliant Michael Rosen Childrens Laureate 2007-2009. ...

The ultimate cookbook for anyone who needs to reduce the salt in their diet: 125 healthy dishes that are salt-free yet wow your taste buds. You Wont Believe Its Salt-Free" is the perfect place to start to control sodium intake while learning to prepare dishes that will not only be healthier but will wow your taste buds & have your friends & family asking you " What is that amazing flavor?" Learning how to cook with salt-free herb & spice blends & flavorful finishing salts is the easiest way to take your home cooking from monotonous to mouth-watering. The added benefit? Reducing sodium in your diet is the best way to reduce the risk of cardiovascular disease & other complications from hypertension. " You Wont Believe Its Salt-Free" explores the world of culinary herb & spice blends readily available in stores everywhere or made at home. With recipes designated as Delicate Bold Spicy or Fragrant readers will learn how to include flavorful aromatic sweet & spicy herbs in a variety of recipes that are sure to inspire & please all that are fortunate enough to taste the results." ...

From stalking & eventually meeting her Young Talent Time idol when she was twelve to dalliances with streetwalkers to a mildly perverse obsession with Bob Ellis there is nothing Marieke Hardy wont write about. Voyeuristic painful hilarious & heartfelt Youll Be Sorry When Im Dead reveals the acerbic wit unflinching gaze & razor-sharp insight of a writer at the height of her powers
- or the unhinged fantasies of a dangerous mind with not enough to do.
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Hazel Lillian & Ruby might never have become friends if it hadnt been for the war. Hazel is a young teacher with a guilty secret; Lillian sole carer to her domineering invalid mother & Ruby an evacuee waif from the east End of London abandoned by her feckless mother & left to the mercies of an uncaring & resentful foster family. The three find pleasure & support in one anothers friendship. For the three girls the final years of the war bring new undreamed of experiences friendship & for Hazel & Lillian true love. For each girl life changes direction. Will it lead to a happier future? ...

On Sunday mornings Jim White has the following choice: visit the supermarket buy trellising at Bn Q or stand on the sidelines of a muddy municipal football pitch his trouser cuffs wetter than a weekend in Llandudno shoulder-to-shoulder with a motley crew of mums dads step-parents & same-sex life partners all screaming at their beleaguered offspring. Youll find Jim in the same place every week failing to organise a bunch of lads into something resembling a team while on the far side of the park his opposite number a wannabe Mourinho in brashly monogrammed tracksuit struts the sidelines shouting
- always shouting. This is the hilarious story of Jim Whites time as manager of his sons football team: the highs the lows & the dog turd in the centre circle. At this level winning spirit is not so much about passion pride & belief as praying that your star centre forward has remembered his boots. Most importantly its about the enduring relationship between fathers sons & football. This is the story no one who has ever watched his or her child play sport will want to miss.
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Kate Winslet reads the first riotously funny book in the Mr Gum series by Andy Stanton. Good evening. Mr Gum is a complete horror who hates children animals fun & corn on the cob. This books all about him. & an angry fairy who lives in his bathtub. & Jake the dog & a little girl called Polly & an evil stinky butcher all covered in guts. & theres heroes & sweets & adventures & EVERYTHING. Winner of the Red House Childrens Book Award. ...

Margot Hendersons first cookbook will completely change the way we think about entertaining & family food
- perfect for anyone
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Policing rural Yorkshire is a far cry from Mikes old job hunting down drug gangs & knife crime in Central London. Settled back in his native Yorkshire the former Metropolitan Policeman finds that life as a rural beat bobby is no picnic. After a crazed swordsman threatens to take his head off he finds himself confronting a knife-wielding couple bent on carving each other up. When a stag night turns ugly he ends up with the groom the best man & the bride-to-be all banged up in the cells
- & the wedding just hours away. With record-breaking floods & politicians to escort will Mike find time woo the woman of his dreams?
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Not Getting the Results You Want? Probably Because Youre Doing It Wrong! You brush your teeth twice a day. You serve red wine at room temperature. You treat stains on whites with bleach. Youre doing everything by the book so it must be fine right? Wrong! From drinking coffee & tipping at restaurants to riding your bike & treating your hangovers years of bad advice & common misconceptions have led to a lifetime of erroneous doings. Even the simplest most common tasks are done incorrectly every day by almost everyone & chances are
- whatever youre doing
- youre doing it wrong too. But its okay. Youre Doing It Wrong! will teach you how to do it all right.

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Youre Hired! Interview is a brand new book taking a unique look at body language in interviews teaching you how to perform brilliantly to get the job you want. Full of practical techniques to prepare you mentally & physically this book gives job hunters the skills & confidence to make the best impression. Written by TV body language expert Judi James this book examines the psychology behind interviews making sure you can confidently tackle all aspects of the process be that a powerful presentation or a tricky Q&A. Get ahead of the competition with professional insights into self-presentation social behaviour & helpful exercises to assess your skills & make sure youre hired! Youre Hired! is a brand new series from Trotman that guides job hunters through the challenging process of finding & securing their perfect role. Each book is written by an expert in their field & filled with tips advice & useful exercises to help prepare for every stage of the job search. ...