These are a special limited edition set of both CSA Word Just William" titles read by Martin Jarvis. 1. " Just William
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The Unadulterated Cat is becoming an endangered species as more & more of us settle for those boring mass-produced cats the ad-men sell us
- the pussies that purr into their gold-plated food bowls on the telly. But the Campaign for Real Cats sets out to change all that by helping us to recognise a true unadulterated cat when we see one. For example: real cats have ears that look like they've been trimmed with pinking shears; real cats never wear flea collars.. .or appear on Christmas cards.. .or chase anything with a bell in it; real cats do eat quiche. & giblets. & butter. & anything else left on the table if they think they can get away with it. Real cats can hear a fridge door opening two rooms away.. .
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Unapologetic" is a brief witty personal sharp-tongued defence of Christian belief taking on Dawkins " The God Delusion" & Christopher Hitchens " God is Not Great". But it isnt an argument that Christianity is true
- because how could anyone know that (or indeed its opposite)? Its an argument that Christianity is recognisable drawing on the deep & deeply ordinary vocabulary of human feeling satisfying those who believe in it by offering a ruthlessly realistic account of the bits of our lives advertising agencies prefer to ignore. Its a book for believers who are fed up with being patronised for non-believers curious about how faith can possibly work in the twenty-first century & for anyone who feels there is something indefinably wrong literalistic anti-imaginative & intolerant about the way the atheist case is now being made. Fresh provoking & unhampered by niceness this is the long-awaited riposte to the smug emissaries of New Atheism."
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Unapologetic is a brief witty personal sharp-tongued defence of Christian belief taking on Dawkins' The God Delusion & Christopher Hitchens' God is Not Great. But it isn't an argument that Christianity is true
- because how could anyone know that (or indeed its opposite)? It's an argument that Christianity is recognisable drawing on the deep & deeply ordinary vocabulary of human feeling satisfying those who believe in it by offering a ruthlessly realistic account of the bits of our lives advertising agencies prefer to ignore. It's a book for believers who are fed up with being patronised for non-believers curious about how faith can possibly work in the twenty-first century & for anyone who feels there is something indefinably wrong literalistic anti-imaginative & intolerant about the way the atheist case is now being made. Fresh provoking & unhampered by niceness this is the long-awaited riposte to the smug emissaries of New Atheism.
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Richard Branson the international powerhouse entrepreneur is an opportunist with an uncanny knack of sniffing out great deals where others hesitate or fear to tread. Branson is the ultimate brand builder & never before has a single brand been so successfully deployed across such a diverse range of goods & services. So how does he do it? The Unauthorized Guide to Doing Business the Richard Branson Way draws out the universal lessons from Richard Bransons remarkable success & identifies 10 strategies that can be applied to any business or career: 1. Pick on someone bigger than you 2. Do the hippy hippy shake 3. Haggle: everythings negotiable 4. Make work fun 5. Do right by your brand 6. Smile for the cameras 7. Dont lead sheep herd cats 8. Move faster than a speeding bullet 9. Size does matter 10. Never lose the common touch Want to be the best? The secrets of phenomenal success are in your hands. Check out the other Unauthorized Guides in this series: Jamie Oliver; Duncan Bannatyne; Alan Sugar; Bill Gates; & Philip Green. ...

I didnt decide to become anorexic. It snuck up on me disguised as a healthy diet a professional attitude. Although there was a certain glamour to anorexics I didnt want to be one. I just wanted to excel in dieting. & weighing in at 80 pounds on 300 calories a day I was the best little dieter there ever was." In scalding prose Portia de Rossi reveals the pain & illness that haunted her for decades. She alternately starved herself & binged putting her life in danger & lying to herself & everyone around her about the depth of her illness. From her lowest point Portia began the painful climb back to health & happiness ultimately falling head over heels in love with Ellen De Generes. In this remarkable & landmark book she tells a story that inspires hope & nourishes the spirit." ...

I didnt decide to become anorexic. It snuck up on me disguised as a healthy diet a professional attitude. Although there was a certain glamour to anorexics I didnt want to be one. I just wanted to excel in dieting. & weighing in at 80 pounds on 300 calories a day I was the best little dieter there ever was." In scalding prose Portia de Rossi reveals the pain & illness that haunted her for decades. She alternately starved herself & binged putting her life in danger & lying to herself & everyone around her about the depth of her illness. From her lowest point Portia began the painful climb back to health & happiness ultimately falling head over heels in love with Ellen De Generes. In this remarkable & landmark book she tells a story that inspires hope & nourishes the spirit." ...

A young woman in love with a man torn between his love for her & his incorrigible womanizing; one of his mistresses & her humbly faithful lover-these are the two couples whose story is told in this masterful novel. Kundera's first since The Book of Laughter & Forgetting." In a world in which lives are shaped by irrevocable choices & by fortuitous events a world in which everything occurs but once existence seems to lose its substance its weight. Hence we feel "the unbearable lightness of being" not only as the consequence of our private actions but also in the public sphere & the two inevitably intertwine." ...

There is nothing unusual about the barrel-organ man who walks into private detective Louie Knight's office. Apart from the fact that he has lost his memory. & his monkey is a former astronaut. & he is carrying a suitcase that he is too terrified to open. & he wants a murder investigated. The only thing unusual about the murder is that it took place a hundred years ago. & needs solving by the following week. Louie is too smart to take on such a case but also too broke to turn it down. Soon he is lost in a labyrinth of intrigue & terror tormented at every turn by a gallery of mad nuns gangsters & waifs & haunted by the loss of his girlfriend Myfanwy who has disappeared after being fed drugged raspberry ripple ...