It was two in the morning. We dragged ourselves out of bed & went downstairs again. The conservatory was devastated. Anything free-standing had been pulled over; anything wooden had been attacked. There in the middle of the scene the queen of chaos herself was standing on top of the table with rolling eyes & a tongue twice its normal length. Andrew had always wanted a dog
- something you could mould into the perfect playmate. Tail going like a windscreen wiper tongue a pink strip wet-nosed bright-eyed
- what boy wouldnt want such a force in his life? But a man of thirty-seven? & an ex-racing greyhound? Dash" is a heart-warming memoir about the adoption of a champion greyhound bitch & her transformation into ring-bearer at her new owners wedding. Set over a watershed twelve months its the story of wanting the perfect dog & planning the perfect wedding. " Dash" is far from perfect but thats half the fun. The novelty of a man trying to organise a wedding is the other half."