So youre retiring! Youre free to do what you want when you want & how you want
- just as long as your spouse doesnt find out. Youll have time to swim with dolphins & see the pyramids but not the energy unfortunately. Youll finally have no excuse not to do all those little jobs around the house. & you know how you used to think there was nothing worth watching on TV in the evening? Well wait till you see daytime TV! On the bright side you can smirk at the morning traffic reports while you soak in the bath jump on & off buses for no other reason than its free visit every garden centre in the known universe & finish the crossword & the Sudoku every day in the paper. This is the perfect gift for anyone reaching this milestone.