You will never now become a rock star or regain the waist size you had at 18. You have taken a sudden interest in bleeding your radiators listening to The Money Programme" & figuring out the best route to anywhere in the country. On the bright side you can look forward to cheaper car insurance & it's only ten years until you can book your first Saga holiday! You can take delight in the fact that you will never again have to sleep in a muddy field at Glastonbury stay up all night at a party or pretend to like Tequila Slammers."