Congratulations
- you've made it to the ripe old age of 70! You're older than Israel & Biffo the Bear. By now the novelty of a free bus pass has worn off & you'll never make it through the late night film feature without nodding off during the news. On the bright side you can look forward to a new pair of knees & maybe even a new hip. & when they fail you can enjoy making your way to the corner shop on your own top-of-the-range mobility scooter.