The divine Shiraz Bailey Wood is back to enlighten us on the multi-layered rich tapestry that is her life in Goodmayes Essex. Shiraz is astonished to discover that she has passed eight GCSEs & is actually clever! Emboldened she decides she cant waste her brain power on a job at Mr Yolk the local greasy spoon. No shell stay on at the Mayflower Sixth Form Centre of Excellence & get even brainier. Best friend Carrie is of a like-mind & so armed with text books & pencil cases the intrepid pair set forth into the heady world of academia. Soon Shiraz is hanging out with other boffin types amongst them the gorgeous Joshua with the sharp cheekbones & the whopping allowance. But will Shiraz really dump the devoted Wesley Barrington Bains II for a smooth-talking lad with an Oxbridge future? Read SBWs hilarious heart-rending irresistible diary to find out...