Don't Point That Thing At Me by Kyril Bonfiglioli
- Book 1 of the Mortdecai Trilogy now a major motion picture starring Johnny Depp Introducing the Hon Charlie Mortdecai art dealer aristocrat & assassin in the first of the Mortdecai novels Portly art dealer & seasoned epicurean Charlie Mortdecai comes into possesion of a stolen Goya the disappearance of which is causing a diplomatic ruction between Spain & its allies Not that that matters to Charlie until compromising pictures of some British diplomats also come into his possession & start to muddy the waters All he's trying to do is make a dishonest living but various governments secret organizations & an unbelievably nubile young German don't see it that way & pretty soon he's in great need of his thuggish manservant Jock to keep them all at bay & the Goya safe First published in the 1970s this hilarious novel is part Ian Fleming part P G Wodehouse It is now a major motion picture starring Johnny Depp as Mortdecai Ewan Mc Gregor as Jock & Gwyneth Paltrow'A rare mixture of wit & imaginative unpleasantness' Julian Barnes' You couldn't snuggle under the duvet with anything more disreputable & delightful' Stephen Fry' The jokes are excellent but the most horrible things keep happening Funny & chilling' Sunday Telegraph Kyril Bonfiglioli was born on the south coast of England in 1928 of an English mother & Italo-Slovene father After studying at Oxford & five years in the army he took up a career as an art dealer like his eccentric creation Charlie Mortdecai He lived in Oxford Lancashire Ireland & Jersey where he died in 1985 He wrote four Charlie Mortdecai novels & a fifth historical Mortdecai novel (about a distinguished ancestor)