The brilliantly funny & cringe-worthy secret blog of 14-year-old Joe Cowley (wannabe comic artist & self-confessed repeller of girls) Sunday 1st January So here's the thing I've decided to start writing a blog A private one The idea is that it'll help me sort my life out because quite frankly it can't get much worse I gained the nickname Puke Skywalker after vomiting over Louise Bentley on the waltzer I am subjected to daily wedgies by my arch-enemy Gav James My so-called best mates are trying to get me killed in a bid to win GBP250 on You've Been Framed This cannot go on I have to do something or I'll end up like Mad Morris down the park who thinks he's Jesus By the end of next term I'm going to be a completely different person At least that's the theory