Right blog I'm back! Let's not waste time with pleasantries
- there is absolutely NOTHING pleasant about my life right now Reasons why everything is terrible 1 The love of my life AKA Natalie still hates me all because of one tiny
- OK huge
- mistake 2 Natalie has now started hanging around with my so-called 'friend' Greeny Since January he's lost about half of his body weight & now girls actually fancy him! 3 Harry Ad & Greeny AKA The Sound Experience have had a top ten dance hit with a sample of my voice saying 'I'm as gay as the day is long' Still at least there's Buzzfest to look forward to Who knows once we're there amid all the beautiful people scenery & music Natalie might realise I am the love of her life & return into my waiting arms On the other hand it could just be full of weirdos overflowing toilets from hell & death metal Joe Cowley is back! & this time it's even more butt-clenchingly embarrassing & excrutiating than before From a ' Grand Gesture' involving Star Trek costumes & the school boyband to being trapped in a portaloo that's about to be pushed over Joe's completely up to his neck in it
- literally! Welcome to Cringefest