Hello blog! It's the start of another term & there are three things that SUCK about my life 1 I am STILL sharing a bedroom with my step-brother Gav (AKA Shrek's stinkier twin) 2 My mum is 6 months pregnant & therefore cabbage-kickingly MENTAL 3 I'm about to have a high speed rail line (ie brace) installed in my gob! The only non-sucky thing is that I've got a GIRLFRIEND! A real one! Who actually wants to SNOG me!!! The problem is her dad officially HATES MY GUTS & is determined to make my life a LIVING HELL Oh & this smarmy loser called Seb is trying to steal her off me with his rubbish DJ skills There's just one thing for it
- me & my best mates Harry & Ad are going to have to enter the same DJ competition as Seb & WIN! What could POSSIBLY go wrong? The hilarious sequel to The Private Blog of Joe Cowley