Gone are the boring, plastic tubular desk-tidies of old. Enter something with a bit more style & humour such as this giant pencil sharpener desk tidy! Now you can keep your desk looking sharp
- well almost! Yes, that's right, it's a giant pencil sharpener. It won't sharpen your giant pencils...but it will keep all your pens, pencils & other stuff looking sharp on your desk! Made from real sustainable rubber wood with a polished metal blade, it looks every inch (or several inches) an old fashioned pencil sharpener!
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Mixology is a fine art, & any true connoisseur of cocktails, mixers or delicious virgin beverages will understand the importance of the classic cocktail shaker. The only thing that's more appealing than an ordinary cocktail shaker, is an incredibly cute, retro styled Penguin Cocktail Shaker of course! This lovely little chap will help any budding mixologist turn into a master craftsman in style. Smartly presented with a bow tie, & standing proud as punch, this adorable stainless steel Penguin is a gorgeous addition to any kitchen. Holding an impressive 480ml (17oz) this diamond geezer is made up of three separate pieces, including a strainer & cap, making him super easy to clean. So if you love a bit of retro styling & want a chic & shiny kitchen accessory that’s sure to impress, this fun flapper Penguin Cocktail Shaker is the perfect gift! Please note: this item is hand wash only. ...

Shoot soft foam balls up to 20ft/6m with this amazing air-powered Penguin Popper. Load the balls into the penguins mouth & squeeze his tummy
- the harder you squeeze, the further he shoots them. 6 soft balls & carry net included. 14.5cm. For ages 4 years & over.
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Serve up a big plate of penises & meatballs thanks to this pack of Penis Pasta. It's filled with more cocks than a chicken farm. Get them wet (with boiling water) & they'll swell in size! This Penis Pasta is great for hen dos or as a joke for that friend who seems to attract dicks. Order it now! Penis Pasta ...

So, you like to fall asleep cuddling a giant knob. But, if he's away or you're single, what do you replace him with? This Penis Pillow will do the trick! This penis is so soft, you'd swear it belonged to a drunk guy watching a knitting documentary. But, despite that, it still measures a whopping 100 cm in length. Oh, & it's smiling like it's just had its first kiss. This pillow makes a great gift for hen dos, stag dos, Valentine's Day (if you have that kind of partner), & loads more. So, order your Penis Pillow now! Penis Pillow
- 1 Metre Long
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Give someone you know a tasty surprise with this Bon Bons box. It's filled with a selection of absolutely simply delicious bon bons, ranging from Jelly Beans to raspberry pavlova. It's the perfect size to pop through a letterbox, which makes it great for sending to someone special. Penny Post Bon Bons Letterbox Gift Box ...

Give someone you know a tasty surprise with this Cheese Please box. It's filled with a selection of absolutely simply delicious cheese treats, ranging from olive oil crackers to pesto mini breadsticks. It's the perfect size to pop through a letterbox, which makes it great for sending to someone special. Please note there may occasionally be product substitutions depending on availability. Penny Post Cheese Please Letterbox Gift Box ...

Anyone who loves chocolate will love this gift box! It's filled with a bunch of chocolate goodies, from a Willie's chocolate bar to Creative Nature Gnawbles creamy mylk chocolate. Please note there may occasionally be product substitutions depending on availability. Penny Post Chocolate Lover Gift Box ...

If you, or someone you know, needs a bit of pampering then this is the perfect box! It contains a bunch of items from chocolates to hand cream
- everything you need for a pick-me-up. Please note there may occasionally be product substitutions depending on availability. Penny Post Pamper Hamper
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Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. Age verification checks will be performed during checkout. This item must be used responsibly & appropriately. Give someone you know a tasty surprise with this Pink Gin Fizz box. It's filled with a selection of absolutely simply delicious gin & fizz treats, ranging from Prosecco & strawberry bon bons to champagne heart truffles. It's the perfect size to pop through a letterbox, which makes it great for sending to someone special. Please note there may occasionally be product substitutions depending on availability. Penny Post Pink Gin Fizz Letterbox Gift Box ...