Serve up a big plate of penises & meatballs thanks to this pack of Penis Pasta. It's filled with more cocks than a chicken farm. Get them wet (with boiling water) & they'll swell in size! This Penis Pasta is great for hen dos or as a joke for that friend who seems to attract dicks. Order it now! Penis Pasta ...

So, you like to fall asleep cuddling a giant knob. But, if he's away or you're single, what do you replace him with? This Penis Pillow will do the trick! This penis is so soft, you'd swear it belonged to a drunk guy watching a knitting documentary. But, despite that, it still measures a whopping 100 cm in length. Oh, & it's smiling like it's just had its first kiss. This pillow makes a great gift for hen dos, stag dos, Valentine's Day (if you have that kind of partner), & loads more. So, order your Penis Pillow now! Penis Pillow
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Give someone you know a treat to enjoy with this Afternoon Tea box. It's filled with everything you need to have a wonderful afternoon tea at home. It's the perfect size to pop through a letterbox, which makes it great for sending to someone special. Please note there may occasionally be product substitutions depending on availability. Penny Post Afternoon Tea ...

Give someone you know a tasty surprise with this Bon Bons box. It's filled with a selection of absolutely simply delicious bon bons, ranging from Jelly Beans to raspberry pavlova. It's the perfect size to pop through a letterbox, which makes it great for sending to someone special. Penny Post Bon Bons Letterbox Gift Box ...

Give someone you know a tasty surprise with this Cheese Please box. It's filled with a selection of absolutely simply delicious cheese treats, ranging from olive oil crackers to pesto mini breadsticks. It's the perfect size to pop through a letterbox, which makes it great for sending to someone special. Please note there may occasionally be product substitutions depending on availability. Penny Post Cheese Please Letterbox Gift Box ...

If you, or someone you know, needs a bit of pampering then this is the perfect box! It contains a bunch of items from chocolates to hand cream
- everything you need for a pick-me-up. Please note there may occasionally be product substitutions depending on availability. Penny Post Pamper Hamper
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Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. Age verification checks will be performed during checkout. This item must be used responsibly & appropriately. Give someone you know a tasty surprise with this Pink Gin Fizz box. It's filled with a selection of absolutely simply delicious gin & fizz treats, ranging from Prosecco & strawberry bon bons to champagne heart truffles. It's the perfect size to pop through a letterbox, which makes it great for sending to someone special. Please note there may occasionally be product substitutions depending on availability. Penny Post Pink Gin Fizz Letterbox Gift Box ...

Let’s face it, when Pennywise is around, you know there’s going to be so much blood that it’ll make a Tarantino movie look like an episode of Peppa Pig. It’ll be raining blood… literally. At least, it will be when you’re using this IT Pennywise Liquid Reactive Umbrella! Liquid reactive? Yep, when this white Pennywise umbrella gets wet, its reactive coating makes blood appear faster than you can say ‘ Georgie’. It appears in a predefined drip pattern & even colours in the linework Pennywise face on the side of the umbrella.   This bad boy is made from polyester & has a canopy size of 32 inches, or 81 cm, &

Includes:: a storage sleeve & a wrist lanyard. It also

Includes:: the nightmares of young children, which we’ve thrown in for free! Are you ready for another bloody rainy day? You will be once you order this IT Pennywise blood-appearing umbrella!



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Celebrate the resurgence of an old school evil with the Pennywise power bank. With the ability so charge most smartphones from 0% to 100% without a red balloon in sight, you’ll want to take him everywhere. Be sure to keep away from drains though. This little guy is also a handy size so he fits in bags & pockets with ease, making him the ideal little terrifying companion on the go. With 2500m Ah capacity, this power bank is perfect to charge any device on the move. Be sure to treat that IT loving friend to this power bank & have their devices charged at all times with no chance of any shapeshifting going on. Get yours today. ...

This Peppa Pig Pop! Vinyl is officially licensed Peppa Pig merch & is modelled in amazing detail. It stands about 10 cm tall & is great for Peppa Pig fans. Peppa Pig Pop Vinyl Figure ...