Going to the urinal can sometimes be a stressful activity. Lining up next to total strangers, or even more awkwardly your boss! There are occasions when nerves overtake & you just can't pee, even though you've been busting for hours & there are times when you suffer wee fall-out. These are the times when no matter how much you wiggle & dance, you'll always end up with drips on your pants. Well, NOT ANY MORE! Bring on (or rather) put on the Pee Pee Bib
- the "no drip from your pee pee tip" bib! Basically it's a bib that is worn to protect your pants from those annoying after wee splashes. As Mr Al P. Mipants has revealed
- " Save me lots of money on Dry Cleaning". Enough said.

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Here is a stylish & classic men's gift featuring a sleek chrome plated pen & chunky keyring, presented in an impressive display gift box. Both the pen & the keyring can be personalised with distinctive diamond engraving making this a great universal gift for any occasion. A popular personalisation idea is a name on the pen & message on the keyring.  Makes a stunning executive gift, particularly for anyone who is about to embark on their new career or first job. Stuck for a corporate gift idea? This is the perfect gift idea for that person or company your firm wishes to impress.   If you're shipping this off to someone, there is an option to include a personal message with the Free gift card. & for an extra charge you can also choose to have the presentation box wrapped in luxury gift wrap.  ...

This men's Timberland Penacook watch is a stylish accessory for the style driven man you know. It is the ideal gift if you are looking for something with with a little extra appeal. This stunning watch features a silver stainless steel case & is fitted with a genuine black leather strap. The face of the watch features a silver analogue dial & date window. The Penacook 14112JS/04 Timberland watch is 100m water resistant & comes complete with a luxury watch box & has a two year guarantee. ...

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Anyone that’s a footy lover will enjoy endless hours of playing with this mug & ball! Practice your skills every time you have a cuppa with this Penal-Tea mug. It

Includes:: a mini ball that you can use to hit into the nets. It’s dishwasher & microwave safe.

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Mixology is a fine art, & any true connoisseur of cocktails, mixers or delicious virgin beverages will understand the importance of the classic cocktail shaker. The only thing that's more appealing than an ordinary cocktail shaker, is an incredibly cute, retro styled Penguin Cocktail Shaker of course! This lovely little chap will help any budding mixologist turn into a master craftsman in style. Smartly presented with a bow tie, & standing proud as punch, this adorable stainless steel Penguin is a gorgeous addition to any kitchen. Holding an impressive 480ml (17oz) this diamond geezer is made up of three separate pieces, including a strainer & cap, making him super easy to clean. So if you love a bit of retro styling & want a chic & shiny kitchen accessory that’s sure to impress, this fun flapper Penguin Cocktail Shaker is the perfect gift! Please note: this item is hand wash only. ...

Shoot soft foam balls up to 20ft/6m with this amazing air-powered Penguin Popper. Load the balls into the penguins mouth & squeeze his tummy
- the harder you squeeze, the further he shoots them. 6 soft balls & carry net included. 14.5cm. For ages 4 years & over.
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Serve up a big plate of penises & meatballs thanks to this pack of Penis Pasta. It's filled with more cocks than a chicken farm. Get them wet (with boiling water) & they'll swell in size! This Penis Pasta is great for hen dos or as a joke for that friend who seems to attract dicks. Order it now! Penis Pasta ...

So, you like to fall asleep cuddling a giant knob. But, if he's away or you're single, what do you replace him with? This Penis Pillow will do the trick! This penis is so soft, you'd swear it belonged to a drunk guy watching a knitting documentary. But, despite that, it still measures a whopping 100 cm in length. Oh, & it's smiling like it's just had its first kiss. This pillow makes a great gift for hen dos, stag dos, Valentine's Day (if you have that kind of partner), & loads more. So, order your Penis Pillow now! Penis Pillow
- 1 Metre Long
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Give someone you know a treat to enjoy with this Afternoon Tea box. It's filled with everything you need to have a wonderful afternoon tea at home. It's the perfect size to pop through a letterbox, which makes it great for sending to someone special. Please note there may occasionally be product substitutions depending on availability. Penny Post Afternoon Tea ...