Let's face it, some men are given to exaggeration on the subject of size. Whether it be the size of a fish they caught, or something they caught in their zipper, imagination can sometimes embellish the truth. This measuring stick, made from hygienic, wipe-clean, printed plastic, will put an end to all that. So whether it be 'teeny weeny' at 1 inch, 'porn star' at 10 inches, or something in between, be proud to own the truth! (But do check out the special divisions on this ruler, designed to nurse the fragile male ego.) ...

Willy, lunch box, dinkle or love truncheon, whatever the slang of the moment it is probably on this risqué novelty gift wrap. Brightly coloured words all running in different & various directions combine to make an attractive overall look. At first it would be easy not to see the message which adds to the hilarity when it is finally noticed. A particularly fine way to wrap that naughty present! ...

It is possible that no-one will be able to stop laughing long enough to fit on one of these giant appendages, however, should they do so, the object of the game is to knock their opponents giant inflatable off its mount. The inflatables stick to the players special belts with Velcro & they battle head to head, swinging their hilarious oversized manhoods to an inevitable conclusion; leaving one player seriously deflated by their failure & the other cock-a-hoop with success. It may be stretching the point to call this a sport but the phrase 'spectator sport' does spring to mind because it's definitely going to be very entertaining to watch! ...

Clockwork diver that swims through water. Explore the weird & watery world that exists beneath the bubble-filled surface in your bath tub, with the brave assistance of this intrepid diver. He has a large orange key fixed onto his chest, making it easier for young children to wind up & his laborious, kicking movements are most amusing. A great distraction at bath time, sure to inspire lots of imaginative play in the tub. ...

The clever mechanism inside this clockwork allows it to speed away before flipping 180º, change direction & carry on racing. The car has contrasting upper & lower sides, so the flipping effect appears to make it magically change colour. A fascinating & inexpensive diversion. ...

Picture the scene, after a hard day's work, a little relaxation & a glass of wine would be very welcome but someone else has got there first & has drunk the lot! Take control & ensure that it never happens again with this four figure combination lock. It can be set to any number combination & the stopper cannot be removed from the bottle without it. You deserve it! Also a perfect gift to take along to a party; set the combination to something appropriate & no-one can have a drink until it is solved
- a brilliant icebreaker to get people chatting!
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Touching book illustrated with charismatic cartoons poking gentle fun at motherhood & the charming idiosyncrasies that go hand in h&. Flicking through the pages prompts an affectionate smile with examples such as ' Mummy spit
- removes all known stains', & ' Gardening: Mummy plants stuff
- Daddy chops it back'. Drawn by Andy Riley (creator of the Bunny Suicides series, as well as scriptwriter of some of the best modern comedy shows).

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This Wizard's Wand will have trainee witches & wizards scheming spells to own one! Pressing a discreet button produces a 'whooshing' spell-casting sound, & a light flickers mysteriously at the wand's tip. Accompanied by a flamboyant flourish of the arm, all sorts of imaginative sorcery can be performed. ...

Drink your afternoon cuppa accompanied by the nostalgic sounds of favourite children's tv characters from the 70s. When lifted from the table, this chunky ceramic mug produces an archive sound clip of the Wombles theme tune. While you listen & reminisce, you can see Orinoco pictured in the burrow on the side of the mug. ...