At first we weren't certain that this was our sort of thing, & it was nearly rejected on the grounds that the Founder's mother would have described it as 'un-called-for'. However we were very easily persuaded to see it as a New Tech version of the 50 year old Whoopee Cushion, & we are convinced that it deserves to enjoy the same hilarity & popularity for the next half century. The 4½ tall speaker (if that's the right word) is strategically placed, operated by the remote-control unit which can be many yards away: its various emissions are quite astonishingly realistic. There is no limit to the ways in which it can be used to cause embarrassment, bewilderment & mirth. " ...

Thick, black plastic frames containing lenses with a holographic-like picture make it possible for the wearer to appear wide awake at all times. As the angle of the lens changes, the eye appears to flicker open & closed. There are tiny holes in the centre of each lens so that the wearer can still see. The effect is quite uncanny, just be careful not to snore! ...

A classic, music-hall style comedy prop. The large lens-free spectacles have a giant nose attached, along with bushy black eyebrows & moustache, which waggle up & down ridiculously, causing much mirth & hilarity among those watching. The clockwork mechanism is hidden in the nose. An inspired accessory for fancy dress parties etc. ...

A charming prank to play on any dog owner. Leave it on the kitchen tiles to send your victim scurrying for the cleaning materials. A little imagination can maximise its effect
- imagine it found in the bath, or perhaps on someone's desk? Squidgy & disturbingly realistic!
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There's no point denying it: from childhood onwards, farts are funny! Human ingenuity has produced numerous ways to replicate the characteristic sound & every flatulent frivolity is catered for with the Fart Kit. The self-inflating Whoopee Cushion makes the classic prank quicker & simpler. The Fart Whistle is small enough to be hidden in a pocket & then stealthily produced when the occasion calls for it whilst the Fart Pot contains a squidgy goo, which produces distasteful sounds when manipulated with the fingers. This kit takes flatulence pranks to a new level. ...

There's no point denying it: from childhood onwards, farts are funny! Human ingenuity has produced numerous ways to replicate the characteristic sound & one method is the Fart Pot. The little plastic pot, small enough to hide in a pocket, contains a squidgy goo, which produces the flatulent sounds when manipulated with the fingers. ...

A bumper box of tricks for the apprentice mischief-maker
- the most renowned examples from the Classic Jokes range are included,
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