Classic Jokes Fart Machine

Product Description

At first we weren't certain that this was our sort of thing, & it was nearly rejected on the grounds that the Founder's mother would have described it as 'un-called-for'. However we were very easily persuaded to see it as a New Tech version of the 50 year old Whoopee Cushion, & we are convinced that it deserves to enjoy the same hilarity & popularity for the next half century. The 4½ tall speaker (if that's the right word) is strategically placed, operated by the remote-control unit which can be many yards away: its various emissions are quite astonishingly realistic. There is no limit to the ways in which it can be used to cause embarrassment, bewilderment & mirth. "