The dog can indeed be 'man's best friend, ' can't it? An ever-faithful, obedient & comforting companion. Always eager to please, tail-waggingly grateful for the slightest attention or praise, & constantly dutiful & vigilant, fearlessly guarding home & property both day & night. On the other h&... this 'best friend' is equally likely to turn out to be a noisy, smelly, dribbling, flea-bitten, dog-hair-shedding, carpet-ruining, shoe-eating, furniture-shredding, postman-savaging, muddy-pawed, fussy-eating, flower-border-digging, cat-chasing, totally untrainable & disobedient incurable runaway. In short, a 'hound from Hell, ' sent to turn your existence into a daily torment & your lawn into one big toilet! So, if you love your dog to bits but every now & then get an almost irresistible urge to scream, then you need The Dog Owner's Survival Guide. It's a brilliant, witty comic strip book for harassed dog owners everywhere! Number of pages: 32 Dimensions: H15 x W21cm ...

Is your friend spending a bit too much time online? Maybe they've not been outside for a few days, it's time to intervene with this Facebook Addict's Survival Guide!A fun gift for any Facebook user, especially those who tend to spend a little more time on Facebook than they really should... Martin Baxendale's hilarious look at social media addiction, & his crazy advice on how to cope with it, will cheer up anyone who logs in more than they should... Number of pages: 32 Dimensions: H14 x W20.4 x D0.4cm Please note: Some cartoons are of an adult nature. ...

The definitive guide to hangover prevention & survival! This hilarious gift book is the result of many, many years of dedicated & tireless research into the terrible after-effects of drinking far too much, day after day after day. Essential research carried out regardless of the dangers (countless work-related injuries involving staggering, bumping into things, falling off bar stools & trying to snog strangers in the street) & the many health risks (including a liver that now only works on alternate Tuesdays). The hysterical Hangover Survival Guide is perfect for anyone who's woken up with a bad head & thought " What happened?!". Please note that some cartoons are of an adult nature. Dimensions: H15 x W21cm ...

The difference between men & women? Find out with this tongue-in-cheek, illustrated book! Women Are Wonderful, Men Are A Mess tells you all about the real difference between men & women, & exactly why men drive women nuts! For years, women have accurately discussed just exactly what's wrong with men, & now these profound views have been compiled into this handy & hilarious little gift book. Perfect for a long-suffering better half, they're sure to be in stitches reading all of the faults & failings of the men they have to put up with every day! Please note that some cartoons are of an adult nature. Number of pages: 48 ...

Warning! Under no circumstances should you attempt to start-up a new male unit or continue trying to operate your existing male unit without first carefully reading the Owner's Manual! Failure to do so may invalidate any guarantee of a happy long-term relationship with your chosen male unit and/or lead to serious disappointments & unfulfilled expectations with regard to the basic specifications & operational capabilities of the average male unit. But, with the help of this hilarious & informative gift book, you will discover everything you ever wanted to know (and a few things you probably didn't want to know) about exactly how your male unit works & just what you can & can't expect from him! An amusing, illustrated gift book that's bound to make a special someone chuckle! Please note that some cartoons are of an adult nature. Number of pages: 32 Dimensions: H15 x W21cm ...

Parenting guides are more often than not a snooze fest. While you're reading about how to settle your 4 week old to sleep, you find yourself snoozing after the second page. Have no fear
- Martin Baxendale is here. This uplifting, witty book will be a welcome addition to your bedtime reading. Featuring helpful tips & tricks, the guide is packed full of fun cartoons that will make the task that is parenting just that bit easier. The perfect gift for new parents
- don't miss out. Pages: 32 Language: English Dimensions: 14.9x 1.5x 15cm

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A hilarious soft-cover book perfect for every gardener... Whether they've been gardening for years or are just starting out, this hilarious 32-page book by Martin Baxendale tells tales of the ups & downs of gardening life... With tips on dealing with garden pests, essential gardening equipment, the weather & more, this hilariously illustrated gift book is sure to put a smile on their face, whatever the occasion. ...

Is someone you know feeling a bit worried about turning the big 3-0? Gift them this handy life guide, containing what to expect in life past 30. This hilarious little gift book covers such topics as surviving on the dance floor, avoiding grey hairs & sex without heart-attacks. Featuring quirky illustrations & ideas, it's sure to have her in stitches when she reaches 'the big three-oh'. Dimensions: 21 x 10cm Format: Paperback Number of pages: 32 ...

Martin Baxendale's hilarious survival guide is just the gift to get him through turning 40... This hilarious book is full of funny cartoons & witty observations all about turning 40. Martin captures those painfully funny home truths of attempting to grow old gracefully. Perfect as a novelty birthday gift, this fantastic book is sure to put a smile on his face! Dimensions: 21cm x 15cm Please note: Please note that some cartoons are of an adult nature. ...

When the time comes to drag ourselves out of the snugly caress of our beds in the morning, we all wish we could find the motivation to resist hitting the snooze button. If you could pick a way in which your kids could calmly be awoken, without a shrill alarm clock which resonates throughout the house, what would it be? The mightily fierce face of Bruce Banner, AKA The Hulk, is sure to be able to prize your sleeping beauties from where they lay. There's nothing quite like a giant green man with a bee in his bonnet to clear the cobwebs away. Let him inject some strength in to your day, without the need for gamma rays, as he is the first person your little ones see. The colourful clock face boasts an emphatic image of the man himself, as if bursting through it. With a green border separated with bold white numbers, you can personalise it with your little one's name, which will appear at the top. What Can I Put On My Clock? Personalise it with the name you wish to appear in up to 12 characters.
Material: Made from durable plastic with a perspex face Measurements: 21.5cm (diameter) Requires 1 x AA battery (not included) Hangs easily from any hook
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