Martin Baxendale The Dog Owner's Survival Guide

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The dog can indeed be 'man's best friend, ' can't it? An ever-faithful, obedient & comforting companion. Always eager to please, tail-waggingly grateful for the slightest attention or praise, & constantly dutiful & vigilant, fearlessly guarding home & property both day & night. On the other h&... this 'best friend' is equally likely to turn out to be a noisy, smelly, dribbling, flea-bitten, dog-hair-shedding, carpet-ruining, shoe-eating, furniture-shredding, postman-savaging, muddy-pawed, fussy-eating, flower-border-digging, cat-chasing, totally untrainable & disobedient incurable runaway. In short, a 'hound from Hell, ' sent to turn your existence into a daily torment & your lawn into one big toilet! So, if you love your dog to bits but every now & then get an almost irresistible urge to scream, then you need The Dog Owner's Survival Guide. It's a brilliant, witty comic strip book for harassed dog owners everywhere! Number of pages: 32 Dimensions: H15 x W21cm