Warning! Under no circumstances should you attempt to start-up a new male unit or continue trying to operate your existing male unit without first carefully reading the Owner's Manual! Failure to do so may invalidate any guarantee of a happy long-term relationship with your chosen male unit and/or lead to serious disappointments & unfulfilled expectations with regard to the basic specifications & operational capabilities of the average male unit. But, with the help of this hilarious & informative gift book, you will discover everything you ever wanted to know (and a few things you probably didn't want to know) about exactly how your male unit works & just what you can & can't expect from him! An amusing, illustrated gift book that's bound to make a special someone chuckle! Please note that some cartoons are of an adult nature. Number of pages: 32 Dimensions: H15 x W21cm ...

Make the newly-weds giggle with this witty, informative book on marriage. This amusing, tongue-in-cheek Owner's Manual is perfect for newly-weds as it holds the key to a happy marriage, or at least to surviving! This fun, illustrated manual takes a humorous look at wedded bliss & the home truths of what really goes on behind closed doors. Your Marriage, An Owner's Manual makes a great gift for weddings, anniversaries & birthdays from young newly-weds right through to the gr&, Golden Anniversary old-timers! Dimensions: H15 x W21cm ...

Parenting guides are more often than not a snooze fest. While you're reading about how to settle your 4 week old to sleep, you find yourself snoozing after the second page. Have no fear
- Martin Baxendale is here. This uplifting, witty book will be a welcome addition to your bedtime reading. Featuring helpful tips & tricks, the guide is packed full of fun cartoons that will make the task that is parenting just that bit easier. The perfect gift for new parents
- don't miss out. Pages: 32 Language: English Dimensions: 14.9x 1.5x 15cm

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A hilarious soft-cover book perfect for every gardener... Whether they've been gardening for years or are just starting out, this hilarious 32-page book by Martin Baxendale tells tales of the ups & downs of gardening life... With tips on dealing with garden pests, essential gardening equipment, the weather & more, this hilariously illustrated gift book is sure to put a smile on their face, whatever the occasion. ...

Is someone you know feeling a bit worried about turning the big 3-0? Gift them this handy life guide, containing what to expect in life past 30. This hilarious little gift book covers such topics as surviving on the dance floor, avoiding grey hairs & sex without heart-attacks. Featuring quirky illustrations & ideas, it's sure to have her in stitches when she reaches 'the big three-oh'. Dimensions: 21 x 10cm Format: Paperback Number of pages: 32 ...

When the time comes to drag ourselves out of the snugly caress of our beds in the morning, we all wish we could find the motivation to resist hitting the snooze button. If you could pick a way in which your kids could calmly be awoken, without a shrill alarm clock which resonates throughout the house, what would it be? The mightily fierce face of Bruce Banner, AKA The Hulk, is sure to be able to prize your sleeping beauties from where they lay. There's nothing quite like a giant green man with a bee in his bonnet to clear the cobwebs away. Let him inject some strength in to your day, without the need for gamma rays, as he is the first person your little ones see. The colourful clock face boasts an emphatic image of the man himself, as if bursting through it. With a green border separated with bold white numbers, you can personalise it with your little one's name, which will appear at the top. What Can I Put On My Clock? Personalise it with the name you wish to appear in up to 12 characters.
Material: Made from durable plastic with a perspex face Measurements: 21.5cm (diameter) Requires 1 x AA battery (not included) Hangs easily from any hook
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When the time comes to drag ourselves out of the snugly caress of our beds in the morning, we all wish we could find the motivation to resist hitting the snooze button. If you could pick a way in which your kids could calmly be awoken, without a shrill alarm clock which resonates throughout the house, what would it be? Inspiration from the richest & most powerful engineer in the world, perhaps? Wake up to super duper hero Tony Stark, AKA Iron Man, & his powerful suit of armour, with which he escaped the clutches of his captors. There's definitely no room for lazy days in this man's diary so who better to help motivate your school-shy kids? The clock face boasts a full-colour, highly dramatic scene. Two images of the man himself take centre stage, in one he can be seen unleashing fury on his foe, & in the other he is stood proudly, looking intimidating. The deep red & grey colours add a dramatic feel, great for your little one who loves to be a part of the action. Personalise it with the name of your mini hero & see their name appear across the bottom. What Can I Put On My Clock? Personalise it with the name you wish to appear in up to 12 characters.
Material: Made from durable plastic with a perspex face Measurements: 21.5cm (diameter) Requires 1 x AA battery (not included) Hangs easily from any hook
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When the time comes to drag ourselves out of the snugly caress of our beds in the morning, we all wish we could find the motivation to resist hitting the snooze button. If you could pick a way in which your kids could calmly be awoken, without a shrill alarm clock which resonates throughout the house, what would it be? Have them wake up to the face of science whiz Peter Parker's alter-ego, Spider-Man. Inspire them to join a world of academia, in the mere hope they may one day become super too. The spandex-laden super arachnid takes on his famous pose, hanging from the web he has woven hundreds of floors up in the city skyline. Hopefully your little ones won't spend their school days being bitten by creatures capable of passing on powers. But we're guessing if they thought there was any possibility, there would be no need for any time-piece. School would be at the fore-front of their minds! The clock face can be personalised with your child's name which will appear in a dramatic white font across the dark sky encompassing the man himself. What Can I Put On My Clock? Personalise it with the name you wish to appear in up to 12 characters.
Material: Made from durable plastic with a perspex face Measurements: 21cm (diameter) Requires 1 x AA battery (not included) Hangs easily from any hook
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The Queen of Baking Mary Berry brings you this beautiful Set of 4 Cake Forks from her beautiful homeware collection... Eat your cakes the traditional way with these stunning vintage-style cake forks. These stainless steel forks complete with a printed ceramic handle are the perfect way to enjoy afternoon tea in style & give you the best excuse to get baking one of Mary's delicious recipes. The ceramic handles are illustrated with Mary's signature bird designs adding a farm-house feel to this charming set. Presented in an attractive pink box complete with Mary's beautiful branding, this set of forks makes a lovely gift for any keen baker or cake connoisseur.

Material: Stainless steel forks with ceramic handles Dimensions: H 20cm x W 2cm

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Serve up one of Mary's delicious cakes with this fabulous Mary Berry Cake Slice... This stainless steel cake slice complete with a beautiful porcelain handle is the perfect way to serve up cake when entertaining. The serrated edge helps to cut expertly through your cakes to make a perfectly presented slice fit enough to present to Mary herself. Matching the rest of her beautiful homeware collection, the handle features a lovely illustrated goose design giving that countryside feel to your kitchen. Dimensions: L 16CM Packaged Dimensions: H 50cm x W 160cm x D 60cm ...