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Introducing the "Penis Mug" - because why sip your morning coffee from a plain ol' cup when you can have an entire gallery of... well, you know! This cheeky mug features a collection of playful illustrations, each showcasing a different kind of, uh, manhood. From the proud and majestic to the downright quirky, you'll start your day with a chuckle and maybe even a blush. It's the perfect gift for your friends with a sense of humour as big as their morning caffeine cravings. Just remember, it's all in good fun, and it's sure to be a conversation starter at the office or a hilarious addition to your morning routine. Cheers to embracing life's quirks one sip at a time!
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    Introducing the " Penis Mug"
    - because why sip your morning coffee from a plain ol' cup when you can have an entire gallery of... well, you know! This cheeky mug features a collection of playful illustrations, each showcasing a different kind of, uh, manhood. From the proud & majestic to the downright quirky, you'll start your day with a chuckle & maybe even a blush. It's the perfect gift for your friends with a sense of humour as big as their morning caffeine cravings. Just remember, it's all in good fun, & it's sure to be a conversation starter at the office or a hilarious addition to your morning routine. Cheers to embracing life's quirks one sip at a time!

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    Humour - Something either verbal of physical that provides amusement and can provoke laughter
    mug - A sturdy type of cup typically used for hot beverages.
    Coffee - A popular brewed drink using roasted coffee beans
    Friends - A close associate or a popular US based sitcom about a group of friends
    Fun - Something that provides amusement or enterainment
    Gift - Something that is presented without expecting anything in return
    Office - A room where people work
    Day - The time it takes a planet or other space objects to complete one rotation.
    illustrations - Pictures typically in books and newspapers.

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