Penis Hot Water Bottle
- He’s not just for show, it turns out the humble penis is the perfect shape for a hot water bottle,
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Chilly at night? Not got a hunk to keep your bed warm? We feel ya. Shiver no more, frigid friend. This hot water bottle will keep you willy toasty even in the coldest of temperatures. He’s no use when he’s all floppy, so fill him up with hot water before getting tucked up. Pro-tip: Tuck him down your pants to experience the thrill of having your very own obscenely large, hot dick. He’s not just for show, it turns out the humble penis is the perfect shape for a hot water bottle, distributing that lovely warmth sideways through the balls & lengthwise through the shaft. Mmm, cosy. Just try to ignore his weird little face & be thankful that real penises don’t have them. Mind you, if you were with a man who had a schlong that big, its little grin would be the least of your problems... ...

Introducing the " Penis Mug"
- because why sip your morning coffee from a plain ol' cup when you can have an entire gallery of...
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So many good pasta shapes out there: Farfalle, Fusill, Rigatoni, Conchiglie, Penne. That last one, Penne. Curiously similar in spelling & pronunciation to the Italian word for 'penis'
- 'pene'. To avoid any unnecessary confusion, some kinky chef did the decent thing & created Penis Pasta, & what a joy it is to behold. The Italian classic has been given a wonderful phallic makeover
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So many good pasta shapes out there: Farfalle, Fusill, Rigatoni, Conchiglie, Penne. That last one, Penne. Curiously similar in spelling & pronunciation to the Italian word for penis – 'pene'. To avoid any unnecessary confusion, some kinky chef did the decent thing & created Penis Pasta, & what a joy it is to behold. The Italian classic has been given a wonderful phallic makeover & it's guaranteed to be a hit at meal times. Novelty looks aside, it's willy delicious. ...

Ignore ageing hipsters who reckon they spent the 70s performing 360s on custom-built skateboards. Figures suggest the vast majority of ‘em owned Penny Skateboards, old school, ultra cool injection-moulded boards that were compact enough to take anywhere. & now they’re back, just as rad as you (probably don’t) remember! ...

Ignore ageing hipsters who reckon they spent the 70s performing 360s on custom-built skateboards. Figures suggest the vast majority of ‘em owned Penny Skateboards, old school, ultra cool injection-moulded boards that were compact enough to take anywhere. & now they’re back, just as rad as you (probably don’t) remember! ...

Ignore ageing hipsters who reckon they spent the 70s performing 360s on custom-built skateboards. Figures suggest the vast majority of ‘em owned Penny Skateboards, old school, ultra cool injection-moulded boards that were compact enough to take anywhere. & now they’re back, just as rad as you (probably don’t) remember! ...

Ignore ageing hipsters who reckon they spent the 70s performing 360s on custom-built skateboards. Figures suggest the vast majority of ‘em owned Penny Skateboards, old school, ultra cool injection-moulded boards that were compact enough to take anywhere. & now they’re back, just as rad as you (probably don’t) remember! ...

Ignore ageing hipsters who reckon they spent the 70s performing 360s on custom-built skateboards. Figures suggest the vast majority of ‘em owned Penny Skateboards, old school, ultra cool injection-moulded boards that were compact enough to take anywhere. & now they’re back, just as rad as you (probably don’t) remember! ...