The Pebble Pokket keyring power bank is like a socket for your pocket, making sure you never run out of charge when you’re on the go. Super slim enough to fit on a keyring, this small but mighty portable battery has got your back without weighing you down. ...

Small & light enough to be carried around in your bag or clipped onto your rucksack, the Pebble Smartstick+ Portable Charger is ram-jammed with a hearty 2800m Ah power supply so you can fully re-charge your waning mobile device, with plenty of juice to spare. ...

Small & light enough to be carried around in your bag or clipped onto your rucksack, the Pebble Smartstick+ Portable Charger is ram-jammed with a hearty 2800m Ah power supply so you can fully re-charge your waning mobile device, with plenty of juice to spare. ...

Sick of finding your washing up utensils floating in murky waters or worse, scrunched up & going smelly on the side of the sink? No more! Meet the Pelican Cloth Holder. This rare bird has evolved an extra long beak so you can finally hang up your wash cloths & let them dry! You can safely store a sponge or scourer amongst its hind-feathers & a suction cup on its belly fixes it securely to the counter so it won't fly away. You can even pop it in the dishwasher
- what a marvellous creature!
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Sick of finding your washing up utensils floating in murky waters or worse, scrunched up & going smelly on the side of the sink? No more! Meet the Pelican Cloth Holder. This rare bird has evolved an extra long beak so you can finally hang up your wash cloths & let them dry! You can safely store a sponge or scourer amongst its hind-feathers & a suction cup on its belly fixes it securely to the counter so it won't fly away. You can even pop it in the dishwasher – what a marvellous creature! From now on, doing the dishes will fly by! ...

Penguin Bomb Craft Kit
- A Japanese paper engineer called Haruki Nakamura has gone & made this incredible Penguin Bomb. The self-taught
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Penis Hot Water Bottle
- He’s not just for show, it turns out the humble penis is the perfect shape for a hot water bottle,
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Chilly at night? Not got a hunk to keep your bed warm? We feel ya. Shiver no more, frigid friend. This hot water bottle will keep you willy toasty even in the coldest of temperatures. He’s no use when he’s all floppy, so fill him up with hot water before getting tucked up. Pro-tip: Tuck him down your pants to experience the thrill of having your very own obscenely large, hot dick. He’s not just for show, it turns out the humble penis is the perfect shape for a hot water bottle, distributing that lovely warmth sideways through the balls & lengthwise through the shaft. Mmm, cosy. Just try to ignore his weird little face & be thankful that real penises don’t have them. Mind you, if you were with a man who had a schlong that big, its little grin would be the least of your problems... ...

Introducing the " Penis Mug"
- because why sip your morning coffee from a plain ol' cup when you can have an entire gallery of...
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So many good pasta shapes out there: Farfalle, Fusill, Rigatoni, Conchiglie, Penne. That last one, Penne. Curiously similar in spelling & pronunciation to the Italian word for 'penis'
- 'pene'. To avoid any unnecessary confusion, some kinky chef did the decent thing & created Penis Pasta, & what a joy it is to behold. The Italian classic has been given a wonderful phallic makeover
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