It's looking like we're all going to be wearing face masks for the foreseeable future. So you might as well wear something that's actually comfortable & doesn't make you look & feel like a shifty hospital patient! The Pearl Boba Tea Reusable Face Mask is made from a super soft cotton-spandex blend & has adjustable straps & a contoured wire around the nose
- all of which makes for a snug & comfy fit. It's washable & reusable too!
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It's looking like we're all going to be wearing face masks for the foreseeable future. We know these masks are not going to stop the Coronavirus – but they're a wearable sign that you genuinely care about the current situation, that you're doing your bit, that you're not going to sneeze & cough germs all over the place. So you might as well wear something that's actually comfortable & doesn't make you look & feel like a shifty hospital patient! The Pearl Boba Tea Reusable Face Mask is made from a super soft cotton-spandex blend & has adjustable straps & a contoured wire around the nose – all of which makes for a snug & comfy fit. It's washable & reusable too! Let's leave the surgical-grade N95 masks to the professionals who need them & put on something that's a bit more fun, comfortable to wear, & shows that you care. Spread Joy Not Germs ...

The Pebble Pokket keyring power bank is like a socket for your pocket, making sure you never run out of charge when you’re on the go. Super slim enough to fit on a keyring, this small but mighty portable battery has got your back without weighing you down. ...

Small & light enough to be carried around in your bag or clipped onto your rucksack, the Pebble Smartstick+ Portable Charger is ram-jammed with a hearty 2800m Ah power supply so you can fully re-charge your waning mobile device, with plenty of juice to spare. ...

Small & light enough to be carried around in your bag or clipped onto your rucksack, the Pebble Smartstick+ Portable Charger is ram-jammed with a hearty 2800m Ah power supply so you can fully re-charge your waning mobile device, with plenty of juice to spare. ...

Sick of finding your washing up utensils floating in murky waters or worse, scrunched up & going smelly on the side of the sink? No more! Meet the Pelican Cloth Holder. This rare bird has evolved an extra long beak so you can finally hang up your wash cloths & let them dry! You can safely store a sponge or scourer amongst its hind-feathers & a suction cup on its belly fixes it securely to the counter so it won't fly away. You can even pop it in the dishwasher – what a marvellous creature! From now on, doing the dishes will fly by! ...

Are you bored at work? Would you rather be having a kickabout in the park with your mates? If you can’t skive off work, this penal-tea mug with a built-in football net is the next best thing.   & don’t worry
- you won’t have to make a ball out of scrunched-up paper, because the mug comes with its own miniature football. All you have to do is decide what style of penalty you want to try
- cheeky panenka or the run, skip & shoot favoured by Jorginho & Bruno Fernandes?   The best part is that when your manager walks by your desk & asks if you’re working on your goals, you can confidently say yes!

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Penguin Bomb Craft Kit
- A Japanese paper engineer called Haruki Nakamura has gone & made this incredible Penguin Bomb. The self-taught
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Penis Hot Water Bottle
- He’s not just for show, it turns out the humble penis is the perfect shape for a hot water bottle,
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Chilly at night? Not got a hunk to keep your bed warm? We feel ya. Shiver no more, frigid friend. This hot water bottle will keep you willy toasty even in the coldest of temperatures. He’s no use when he’s all floppy, so fill him up with hot water before getting tucked up. Pro-tip: Tuck him down your pants to experience the thrill of having your very own obscenely large, hot dick. He’s not just for show, it turns out the humble penis is the perfect shape for a hot water bottle, distributing that lovely warmth sideways through the balls & lengthwise through the shaft. Mmm, cosy. Just try to ignore his weird little face & be thankful that real penises don’t have them. Mind you, if you were with a man who had a schlong that big, its little grin would be the least of your problems... ...