When BBQ season arrives, don't just repurpose your regular kitchen utensils & definitely don't use that rusty set of tongs you found in the BBQ, still encrusted with last summer's burnt burgers. ...

Everything is better with a dog, & this Corgi Head Massager is no different. Milo the corgi sits atop the handle while the metal prongs soothe your scalp. Unlike actual masseuses (and corgis), it doesn’t need breaks or food so you can relax for as long as you like. It also won’t judge you for drooling. ...

Corgi Heated Slippers
- No more cold feet ever again. Come home every day to a pair of pre-heated happy corgis, ready to revive
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When it comes to giving gifts, apparently it’s just the thought that counts. Well, we disagree. First you have to figure out what to get. Which is hard enough when you actually like the person, but what if they’re just an acquaintance, or even worse, a family member? Then you actually have to find the present
- whether in the crush of people at a store, or in your pants on the Internet
- & then you have to wrap it & give it to the lucky sod. Luckily, you’ve got a secret weapon. Our new & enhanced Themed Mystery Boxes. That’s right! Whether you’re lazy, lost or just lacking inspiration, we’ve got you covered. Simply choose a theme, & we’ll h&-pick a selection of Firebox products, saving you the hassle & over 25% off the normal retail price. Take advantage of delivery & gift wrap & then sit back & bask in the praise & adoration, (and act like you put a lot of thought into it).

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Did you know that in the Minecraft world, time passes precisely 72 times faster than it does here on earth? Thankfully, this Minecraft Alarm Clock uses the same 24-hour clock that we all live by
- otherwise you'd only get 7 minutes sleep!
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The best thing about Minecraft? Having the freedom to build things juuust the way you like them. Now you can bring this unhinged creativity into the real world with the help of the Minecraft Block Building Light. This imposing lighting feature is made up of sixteen conductive Minecraft blocks, ready for you to connect & arrange however you see fit! ...

The best thing about Minecraft? Having the freedom to build things juuust the way you like them. Now you can bring this unhinged creativity into the real world with the help of the Minecraft Block Building Light. This imposing lighting feature is made up of sixteen conductive Minecraft blocks, ready for you to connect & arrange however you see fit! It really is a classic selection of pixelated pieces to stack up – grass, TNT, diamond ore, Redstone, gold & more – & they all fit neatly upon a sturdy bedrock base (but of course). Needless to say, this is the perfect present to light up the room of the Minecraft addict in your life! ...

How do you like your eggs? Boiled? Fried? Heavily-pixelated? Now you can enjoy a proper miner's breakfast with the Minecraft Chicken Egg Cup. Shaped like the classic feather-dropping, egg-laying Minecraft mob; this set comes with a handy toast cutter so you can create blocky shovel-shaped pieces of toast & go mining for precious egg yolk. ...

This pixel-perfect lamp emits a gentle green glow & makes the signature *ssss SSSSS BOOM!* Creeper sound effect when you turn it off & on – just what you want before bedtime! It's battery-powered too so you can take it on midnight toilet trips & light up your nether regions. ...

They say you should keep your friends close & your enemies even closer – with that in mind is there a greater bedside lamp than the Minecraft Creeper Light? We don't know its "luminance" in precise Minecraft terms but this pixel-perfect lamp emits a gentle green glow & is probably just bright enough to stop other nocturnal monsters from spawning nearby. It makes the signature *ssss SSSSS BOOM!* Creeper sound effect when you turn it off & on – just what you want before bedtime! It's battery-powered too so you can take it on midnight toilet trips & light up your nether regions. Creepers may be evil in the Minecraft universe but this lil' guy is trying his best in the real world – he's made from eco-friendly Breakdown Plastic so he won't be terrorising landfill sites. ...