Most portable speakers are just dreadful
- ugly plastic bricks that take up valuable bag space & sound no better than the average
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Almond & Oat Milk
- they might be delicious dairy-free alternatives to regular milk but they're ridiculously expensive, especially
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Almond & Oat Milk – they might be delicious dairy-free alternatives to regular milk but they're ridiculously expensive, especially once you realise how easy (and fun!) they are to make at home. Our Milkish
- Almond & Oat Drink Kit contains all the ingredients & equipment you need* to get started in the wonderful world of DIY plant-based "milk". The instructions are super simple to follow & we've even included raw cacao nibs & Himalayan pink salt to liven up your milk with a flavoursome twist. Best of all, you get to proudly present your finished creation in the included retro milk bottle!
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Millennium Falcon Desk Lamp
- Complete with offset cockpit, forward cargo mandibles, & rear slot for the engines, this diddy
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It’s time to stop falcon around & make the jump to lightspeed. This is the light you’ve been looking for. Complete with offset cockpit, forward cargo mandibles, & rear slot for the engines, this diddy falcon is a perfect replica of the real deal. It’s so realistic that if you slashed it open with a lightsaber, you’d probably find a tiny little Han Solo & Chewie inside. You’ll have to take our word for it. Angle it wherever you’d like, it’s posable. Why not start a war against your TIE fighter desk lamp on the other side? Not that one of those would be any match for this super-fast behemoth. ...

Everything is better with a dog, & this Corgi Head Massager is no different. Milo the corgi sits atop the handle while the metal prongs soothe your scalp. Unlike actual masseuses (and corgis), it doesn’t need breaks or food so you can relax for as long as you like. It also won’t judge you for drooling. ...

Corgi Heated Slippers
- No more cold feet ever again. Come home every day to a pair of pre-heated happy corgis, ready to revive
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When it comes to giving gifts, apparently it’s just the thought that counts. Well, we disagree. First you have to figure out what to get. Which is hard enough when you actually like the person, but what if they’re just an acquaintance, or even worse, a family member? Then you actually have to find the present
- whether in the crush of people at a store, or in your pants on the Internet
- & then you have to wrap it & give it to the lucky sod. Luckily, you’ve got a secret weapon. Our new & enhanced Themed Mystery Boxes. That’s right! Whether you’re lazy, lost or just lacking inspiration, we’ve got you covered. Simply choose a theme, & we’ll h&-pick a selection of Firebox products, saving you the hassle & over 25% off the normal retail price. Take advantage of delivery & gift wrap & then sit back & bask in the praise & adoration, (and act like you put a lot of thought into it).

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Did you know that in the Minecraft world, time passes precisely 72 times faster than it does here on earth? Thankfully, this Minecraft Alarm Clock uses the same 24-hour clock that we all live by
- otherwise you'd only get 7 minutes sleep!
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Did you know that in the Minecraft world, time passes precisely 72 times faster than it does here on earth? Thankfully, this Minecraft Alarm Clock uses the same 24-hour clock that we all live by – otherwise you'd only get 7 minutes sleep! Styled like a classic grass block; with this officially licensed alarm clock at your bedside you can wake each morning to the sweet sound of the Minecraft sunrise music. ...