They say you should keep your friends close & your enemies even closer – with that in mind is there a greater bedside lamp than the Minecraft Creeper Light? We don't know its "luminance" in precise Minecraft terms but this pixel-perfect lamp emits a gentle green glow & is probably just bright enough to stop other nocturnal monsters from spawning nearby. It makes the signature *ssss SSSSS BOOM!* Creeper sound effect when you turn it off & on – just what you want before bedtime! It's battery-powered too so you can take it on midnight toilet trips & light up your nether regions. Creepers may be evil in the Minecraft universe but this lil' guy is trying his best in the real world – he's made from eco-friendly Breakdown Plastic so he won't be terrorising landfill sites.