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We know what you're thinking. As penises go they're certainly on the small side and they're soft. But sprinkle a little sugar into the mix and these Marshmallow Willies will provide you with a pleasure beyond compare.
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We know what you're thinking. As penises go they're certainly on the small side & they're soft. But sprinkle a little sugar into the mix & these Marshmallow Willies will provide you with a pleasure beyond compare.
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soft - A descriptive word for an item/sound which is gentle to the touch or ears
Sugar - A sweet substance, white in colour.
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