What kind of person would combine chocolate with a sticky savoury spread? No, not a student with empty cupboards, a full-on confectionery connoisseur because this luxe 100g bar contains a tangy hint of genuine Marmite. It’s not a question of love or hate, more a question of nibble or scoff! ...

What kind of person would combine chocolate with a sticky savoury spread? No, not a student with empty cupboards, a full-on confectionery connoisseur because this luxe 100g bar contains a tangy hint of genuine Marmite. It’s not a question of love or hate, more a question of nibble or scoff! ...

Marmite Popcorn is the tantalising/gag inducing (delete as appropriate) Father's Day present bound to cause a reaction. Is your father the kind of genius/sick deviant (delete as appropriate) who has been known to dunk their popcorn into a jar of scrumptious/revolting (delete as appropriate) Marmite? Great gift for Marmite & popcorn lovers. ...

You’ve seen Marshall amps, you’ve seen micro amps, but you’ve never seen a Marshall Micro Amp. Until now because this ludicrously portable noisemaker is brought to you by the legendary British amp-mongers. Iconic in form & impressive in output it boasts overdrive & tone controls & even clips on your belt! ...

What could be better than a Marshall head sitting on a Marshall cabinet? A Marshall head sitting on two Marshall cabinets, that’s what. But don’t start worrying about hiring roadies because this fully functioning, battery-powered set up is a mere 25cm high. Just plug in your axe & you’re away! ...

Whether melted over the BBQ, perched atop a Rocky Road or just squished into your salivating jaws by the fistful – everyone enjoys a good marshmallow. & now a sweet-toothed mixologist has done the decent thing & created Marshmallow Vodka! Made using 5-times distilled Italian Vodka; unlike a lot of 'flavoured spirits, ' this is no sickly-sweet affair. Delicious served neat or over ice, it's very drinkable (too drinkable!) & does a convincing job of recreating that smooth melt-in-the-mouth flavour of marshmallows. How to recreate that sexy-looking ' Cake-tini' in the picture: Ingredients: 55ml (2oz) Marshmallow Vodka 55ml (2oz) Cherry soda Hundreds & thousands 1 maraschino cherry 1 marshmallow on a cocktail stick Method: Chill all the ingredients Stir the vodka & soda together in a mixing glass Dunk the cherry in & run it round the rim of a Martini glass Dip & swivel the Martini glass in the hundreds & thousands Pour the vodka/soda mix into your (now colourful) Martini glass Drop the cherry in the bottom & the skewered marshmallow on top Consume! ...

We know what you're thinking. As penises go they're certainly on the small side & they're soft. But sprinkle a little sugar into the mix & these Marshmallow Willies will provide you with a pleasure beyond compare. ...

We know what you're thinking – as penises go they're certainly on the small side & they're soft. But sprinkle a little sugar into the mix & these Marshmallow Willies will provide you with a pleasure beyond compare. Cock-based confectionary at its absolute finest, these miniature members are willy delicious & the perfect mouthful for snacking on or sharing with your mates. ...

This Martini glass is probably too quirky for James Bond, but who cares? It features a bult-in glass straw so you can make a statement with every sip & enjoy your Martini (or other cocktail of choice) in style.  ...

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