Sashay Away Doormat
- Don’t bother starting your engines, gentlemen. You’ll just have to shut them off again when you encounter
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Bring a little French Revolutionary flare to your next after dinner platter with our Sausage & Cheese Guillotine! That's right, you can now behead your bratwurst, execute your Edam & decapitate your Double Gloucester! ...

Bring a little French Revolutionary flare to your next after dinner platter with our Sausage & Cheese Guillotine! That's right, you can now behead your bratwurst & execute your Edam! After all, you can't simply chomp on a whole sausage or stuff your face with fistfuls of cheese like some feral beast! You need to slice it up
- & this sturdy cutting device is the perfect tool for the job. Made from rubber tree wood, this unconventional kitchen essential features a reassuringly-chunky handle & a stainless steel blade to make slicing a breeze, while a nifty safety lock prevents any slips or mishaps. Oh & you needn't stop at meats & cheeses either, the guillotine works great for veggies too so make sure you get the carrot, celery & cucumber involved as well!
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The Sausage Fingers Party Game is a simple, yet genius, party game that sees you complete simple tasks whilst equipped with four sausage fingers. Trust us, it’s harder (and more hilarious) than it looks. Whip out your sausages at the next family game night, or save it for a romantic night in with your pork-loving partner. ...

Scary Clown Heat Change Mug
- Simply pour in the boiling hot liquid of your choice to watch that cheerful clown turn sinister before
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Scented Huggable Turkey
- you don't have to stick your head inside a raw bird carcass to get your feelings across. ...

This glorious device is your own personal air-freshener that plugs neatly into the headphone socket of your smartphone. Just choose from one of 5 delicious scent cartridges & sync it up with the free app to unlock an exciting world of pungent possibilities. ...

This glorious device is your own personal air-freshener that plugs neatly into the headphone socket of your smartphone. Just choose from one of 5 delicious scent cartridges & sync it up with the free app to unlock an exciting world of pungent possibilities. ...

This glorious device is your own personal air-freshener that plugs neatly into the headphone socket of your smartphone. Just choose from one of 5 delicious scent cartridges & sync it up with the free app to unlock an exciting world of pungent possibilities. ...

This glorious device is your own personal air-freshener that plugs neatly into the headphone socket of your smartphone. Just choose from one of 5 delicious scent cartridges & sync it up with the free app to unlock an exciting world of pungent possibilities. ...