Santa Egg Cup & Toast Cutter
- Slip the star of your breakfast into this fabulously festive egg cup & give him a little hat. Then
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Christmas isn't the time to be picking at dainty little chocolate treats! Well, actually it is. BUT. It's also a time for remorselessly feasting upon enormous quantities of chocolate
- & that's where this 850g bar of Santa Personalised Cadbury Dairy Milk works its festive magic.
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Know someone who just can't FACE the countdown to Christmas? It's time to get their lovely smiley mug on an advent calendar
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We're guessing you give the best gifts in your household or circle of friends. Perhaps you even fancy yourself as a bit of a real-life Saint Nick. Well have WE got the perfect Christmas present for this year... The Santa Yourself Mushion! ...

Sashay Away Doormat
- Don’t bother starting your engines, gentlemen. You’ll just have to shut them off again when you encounter
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Bring a little French Revolutionary flare to your next after dinner platter with our Sausage & Cheese Guillotine! That's right, you can now behead your bratwurst & execute your Edam! After all, you can't simply chomp on a whole sausage or stuff your face with fistfuls of cheese like some feral beast! You need to slice it up
- & this sturdy cutting device is the perfect tool for the job. Made from rubber tree wood, this unconventional kitchen essential features a reassuringly-chunky handle & a stainless steel blade to make slicing a breeze, while a nifty safety lock prevents any slips or mishaps. Oh & you needn't stop at meats & cheeses either, the guillotine works great for veggies too so make sure you get the carrot, celery & cucumber involved as well!
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The Sausage Fingers Party Game is a simple, yet genius, party game that sees you complete simple tasks whilst equipped with four sausage fingers. Trust us, it’s harder (and more hilarious) than it looks. Whip out your sausages at the next family game night, or save it for a romantic night in with your pork-loving partner. ...

Scary Clown Heat Change Mug
- Simply pour in the boiling hot liquid of your choice to watch that cheerful clown turn sinister before
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We're living in pretty scary times. & that's without a load of freaky Halloween decorations & jack-o-lanterns lining the streets & gangs of kids knocking on your door at 2 am. Okay so you're probably not going to be trick-or-treating this Halloween, but that doesn't mean you can't still dress up & add a freaky twist to your trips to the coffee shop. No need to spend hours labouring over face painting tutorials on Youtube, just slip on a Scary Clown Reusable Face Mask. ...

Scented Huggable Turkey
- you don't have to stick your head inside a raw bird carcass to get your feelings across. ...