Know someone who just can't FACE the countdown to Christmas? It's time to get their lovely smiley mug on an advent calendar
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We're guessing you give the best gifts in your household or circle of friends. Perhaps you even fancy yourself as a bit of a real-life Saint Nick. Well have WE got the perfect Christmas present for this year... The Santa Yourself Mushion! ...

Sashay Away Doormat
- Don’t bother starting your engines, gentlemen. You’ll just have to shut them off again when you encounter
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Bring a little French Revolutionary flare to your next after dinner platter with our Sausage & Cheese Guillotine! That's right, you can now behead your bratwurst, execute your Edam & decapitate your Double Gloucester! ...

Bring a little French Revolutionary flare to your next after dinner platter with our Sausage & Cheese Guillotine! That's right, you can now behead your bratwurst & execute your Edam! After all, you can't simply chomp on a whole sausage or stuff your face with fistfuls of cheese like some feral beast! You need to slice it up
- & this sturdy cutting device is the perfect tool for the job. Made from rubber tree wood, this unconventional kitchen essential features a reassuringly-chunky handle & a stainless steel blade to make slicing a breeze, while a nifty safety lock prevents any slips or mishaps. Oh & you needn't stop at meats & cheeses either, the guillotine works great for veggies too so make sure you get the carrot, celery & cucumber involved as well!
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Scary Clown Heat Change Mug
- Simply pour in the boiling hot liquid of your choice to watch that cheerful clown turn sinister before
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We're living in pretty scary times. & that's without a load of freaky Halloween decorations & jack-o-lanterns lining the streets & gangs of kids knocking on your door at 2 am. Okay so you're probably not going to be trick-or-treating this Halloween, but that doesn't mean you can't still dress up & add a freaky twist to your trips to the coffee shop. No need to spend hours labouring over face painting tutorials on Youtube, just slip on a Scary Clown Reusable Face Mask. ...

Scented Huggable Turkey
- you don't have to stick your head inside a raw bird carcass to get your feelings across. ...

This glorious device is your own personal air-freshener that plugs neatly into the headphone socket of your smartphone. Just choose from one of 5 delicious scent cartridges & sync it up with the free app to unlock an exciting world of pungent possibilities. ...

This glorious device is your own personal air-freshener that plugs neatly into the headphone socket of your smartphone. Just choose from one of 5 delicious scent cartridges & sync it up with the free app to unlock an exciting world of pungent possibilities. ...