The Twits" are possibly the nastiest & most digusting of all Roald Dahl's characters. Now with Quentin Blake's illustrious illustrations in full magificent colour! Frogs in beds; Eyeballs in drinks; Worms in spaghetti Mr & Mrs Twit are really disgusting. They smell because they never wash they fight because they play tricks on each other & they hate children. But worst of all they keep monkeys in their back garden. In cages. It's time for the monkeys to get their revenge on these two most revolting creatures.. .meet the Muggle-Wump monkeys & the Roly-Poly bird! with a great new cover by Quentin Blake & a whole exciting section about Roald Dahl & his world. 'A true genius.. . Roald Dahl is my hero'
- David Walliams Roald Dahl the best-loved of children's writers was born in Wales of Norwegian parents. After school in England he went to work for Shell in Africa. He began to write after "a monumental bash on the head" sustained as an RAF pilot in World War II. Roald Dahl died in 1990. Quentin Blake is one of the best-known & best-loved children's illustrators & it's impossible now to think of Roald Dahl's writings without imagining Quentin Blake's illustrations."
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With filthy hair all over his face & horrid plots growing in his mind Mr Twit is one of the nastiest people you'll ever meet & Mrs Twit is just as bad & even uglier! But they don't stop at tricking each other: neighbouring children & even the local birds are in danger & that's where the Muggle-Wumps come in. This family of monkeys has had enough of the Twits' tricks & with the help of the handsome Roly-Poly Bird they decide it's time for sweet revenge... ...

Which one of your classmates is most like horrible Mr Twit? David Wood has created six short plays to read & perform. With notes on simple staging props & costumes the plays can be produced with the minimum of experience & resources. David Wood is very well known in childrens theatre & most recently for his adaptaion of Goodnight Mister Tom" by Michelle Magorian. Children will have a phizzwizardly good time
- & their friends wont believe their gogglers! Roald Dahl the best-loved of childrens writers was born in Wales of Norwegian parents. His books continue to be bestsellers despite his death in 1990 & worldwide booksales are over 100 million!"
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The first edition of The Twitter Book published in 2009 has been popular with reviewers & readers alike for demystifying Twitter with honest straightforward explanations advice on effective third-party tools & loads of useful examples. In the two & a half years since that publication Twitter has grown substantially & changed quite a bit. Now in the second edition of the book co-authors Tim OReilly & Sarah Milstein guide you through important new features like: Twitter lists the subtleties of the retweet button local trends location-aware tweets & advertising on Twitter. They also keep you up to speed with changes--not only in refreshed functions like Twitter search & account profiles but also in evolving community use & jargon covering the latest standards in retweets hashtags & other user conventions. & of course they include the latest third-party tools that make Twitter a rich resource for businesses nonprofits researchers & more. With fully updated examples The Twitter Book Second Edition is an indispensable reference that will make your use of Twitter more interesting & profitable than youd imagined. ...

A fully updated guide to the how & why of using Twitter The fastest-growing social network utility sports new features & they're all covered in this how-to guide from a leading Twitter marketing consultant. Nearly 20 million people are tweeting on Twitter & this book shows you how to join them & why you should. You'll learn the nuts & bolts of using Twitter how to make good connections & how it can benefit your life & your business. Twitter is the fastest-growing of the social networking tools; this book gets you up to speed on the basics as well as how Twitter can enrich your life & boost your business Explains how to sign up find friends & people you want to follow make the most of shortcuts use popular Twitter tools & Twitter on the go Discusses how Twitter can be used for business fundraising & maintaining contact with people who share common goals With complete information about all the latest Twitter enhancements Twitter For Dummies 2 nd Edition will help you get the most from this popular social networking tool. ...

Berlin 1920 Two babies are born. Two brothers". United & indivisible sharing everything. Twins in all but blood. As Germany marches into its Nazi Armageddon the ties of family friendship & love are tested to the very limits of endurance. & the brothers are faced with an unimaginable choice... Which one of them will survive? Ben Elton's most personal novel to date " Two Brothers" transports the reader to the time of history's darkest hour." ...

The nursery class in lined up in twos & ready to go out with Miss Moo Hoo. Little Bat Jack is on his own at the back but he doesnt mind. As they walk through the woods they hear feel & see something rather unusual...what on earth could it possibly be? ...

First published to wide critical acclaim in 1992 The Two Cities has become an essential text for students of medieval history. For the second edition the author has thoroughly revised each chapter bringing the material up to date & taking the historiography of the past decade into account. The Two Cities covers a colourful period from the schism between the eastern & western churches to the death of Dante. It encompasses key topics such as: the Crusades the expansionist force of the Normans major developments in the way kings emperors & Popes exercised their powers a great flourishing of art & architecture the foundation of the very first universities. Running through it all is the defining characteristic of the high Middle Ages: the delicate relationship between the spiritual & secular worlds the two cities of the title. This survey provides all the facts & background information that students need & is defined into straightforward thematic chapters. It makes extensive use of primary sources & makes new trends in research accessible to students. Its fresh approach gives students the most rounded lively & integrated view of the high Middle Ages available. ...

Two Evils is the latest Gino & Magozzi thriller from bestseller PJ Tracy. A missing teenage girl lies dead in a parking lot. Two young immigrants are killed in their apartment. Three men are found dead in the street nearby. As the police struggle to establish what's happened they realise that the deaths may not be as random as they first appear. As the killings continue homicide detectives Magozzi & Rolseath turn to maverick computer analyst Grace Mc Bride for help drawing her into an investigation that will threaten her life. & as the evidence mounts it reveals terrifying intent. Ultimately it forces the two detectives to make a dreadful choice: down which path does the lesser of two evils lie...PJ Tracy fans will not be disappointed with Two Evils. Like Dead Run Live Bait & Play to Kill before it Two Evils produces the same crackling dialogue between the much loved Grace Mac Bride Gino & Magozzi. Fans of Tess Gerritsen Karen Rose & Lisa Gardiner should sit up & pay attention. Praise for PJ Tracy: Outrageously suspenseful". (Harlan Coben). "A fast-paced gripping read with thrills & devilish twists". (Guardian). P.J. Tracy is the pseudonynm for the mother-&-daughter writing team of P.J. & Traci Lambrecht. They are the authors of the award-winning & bestselling thrillers Live Bait Dead Run Snow Blind Play to Kill & the Richard & Judy Book Club pick Want to Play? All five books feature detectives Gino & Magozzi & maverick computer hacker Grace Mc Bride. P.J. & Traci both live near Minneapolis Minnesota." ...

Oliver Flynns wedding is the social event of the year & the creme de la creme of Kilronan are happy to boast of being invited. Noreen his new wife has finally outclassed her two sisters who think they are better than her in every way. Not any more! But there is one nagging doubt: does Oliver really love her? Would he have married her if she hadnt done the proposing herself? Cora Flynn Olivers bitter mother has boycotted the wedding. She is determined that her detested new daughter-in-law will not become the number one woman in her sons life. Wedding guest Lorna Morgan cant wait to shake the dust of Kilronan off her shoes. Shes destined for bright city lights unlike her stick-in-the-mud cousin Heather Williams who was only invited to the afters with her clodhopper boyfriend Neil. But then in Lornas eyes Heathers just an afters sort of person & always will be. But worms turn & what a difference a year makes. In Dublin London & New York there is no respite for Noreen Lorna or Heather. Only in Kilronan can the Pandoras box that was opened at Oliver Flynns wedding finally be closed. ...