This collection of over 2500 hilariously funny & wickedly naughty jokes contains the most brainless ridiculous nutty & wacky wisecracks ever invented. From addled animals to witless wizards there are lots of brand new jokes pathetic puns & raving riddles: whats the best way to raise a strawberry? With a spoon. Waiter this soup is disappointing? Why? What did you expect it to do? What should you write on a chickens tombstone? Roast in Peace. Whats white on the outside & gray on the inside? An elephant hiding inside an envelope. What do you call a woman with a fire on her head? Anita.