Porterhouse College is world renowned for its gastronomic excellence the arrogance of its Fellows its academic mediocrity & the social cache it confers on the athletic sons of country families. Sir Godber Evans ex-Cabinet Minister & the new Master is determined to change all this. Spurred on by his politically angular wife Lady Mary he challenges the established order & provokes the wrath of the Dean the Senior Tutor the Bursar & most intransigent of all Skullion the Head Porter
- with hilarious & catastrophic results.