And there goes Juantorena down the back straight opening his legs & showing his class" is one of the best-known sporting faux pas ever uttered by a commentator. Said in total innocence by Ron Pickering as Alberto Juantorena pulled away from the chasing pack on the way to a gold medal at the 1976 Olympic Games it has made it into comic commentary folklore & is the inspiration for this collection of hilarious sports"es. Whether it is a confused cliche mixed metaphor a sports person stating the ridiculously obvious or a babbled banter of a post-match interview this magnificent collection of sporting"es celebrates the glorious slip-ups of sports stars & commentators. Every imaginable sport is featured as are many famous sporting greats proving that nobody is immune to the occasional gormless gaff."