Mock the Week is back with the perfect gift for anyone interested in Life the Universe & childish smut. Whether youre seven* or seventy this is the only guide to life that youll ever need.
Includes:: Bad Things to Hear in a Maternity Ward: Were proud of the care the NHS provides for new mothers like you Mrs Jones. Now finish your brandy & bite down on this stick. Unlikely School Reports: Young Adolf is doing very well in the debating society but spends far too much time occupying other pupils desks. Bad Things to Shout During Sex: This is all a bit over-rated isnt it? Unlikely University Courses: French & Saunders (Combined) Unlikely Things to Hear at a Funeral: He wanted this day to be a celebration of his life but I think all of us who knew him would much rather make it a celebration of his death. * Probably best not to give this book to a seven-year-old. Or a seventy-year-old for that matter.