Mock the Week is back with the perfect gift for anyone interested in Life the Universe & childish smut. Whether you're eight* or eighty* this is the only guide to life that you'll ever need.
Includes:: Bad Things to Hear in a Maternity Ward: ' In an attempt to empathise with my wife I want you to ram this pineapple up my backside.' Unlikely Greetings Cards: Sorry to hear about your mother. (On the plus side you can afford that new house now.) Bad Things to Shout During Sex: ' Did you hear that? Did they just say England are 81 for 5?' Unlikely Things to Read on a Gravestone: Fell asleep on 16 August 2004. Unfortunately whilst driving a truck on the M5. Unlikely School Report Cards: Dear Mr & Mrs Johnson Boris is a very popular & intelligent boy who should go far just as long as he's not put in charge of anything complex. * Probably best not to give this book to an eight-year-old. ** Or an eighty-year-old for that matter.