Abe says to Hymie 'I'm going to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in over two months.' Hymie says ' You better think it over Abe women like that are hard to find.' Michael Winner's hilarious Hymie jokes which now appear every week as a tail-piece to his popular ' Winner's Dinners' column in The Sunday Times have acquired cult status with readers sending in Hymie jokes to add to Winner's own & demanding a collection of them
- here it is! Apart from the many jokes Hymie offers his own idiosyncratic views on society in general & gives his own Hymie Restaurant Awards which will be announced at a star-studded function. He also offers his views on Winner himself ' That fellow Vinner thinks he's funny. He thinks he knows about restaurants...well he couldn't tell a snitzel from a bagel. Believe me he's just a putz!'