A fantastic collection of very funny monster poems from two bestselling poets. Find out what to do if there is a monster under your bed a zombie in the garden or a cyclops in your school. Beware the mighty Sockodile & the Death Kiss Suction Grandma Leeches & if you see a mutant vampire teacher.. .run for your life.. . ...

The latest book by Greg Behrendt author of the multi-million plus copy bestseller Hes Just Not That Into You is another hilarious wry & wise take on relationships & how to move on when one goes sour. Hes Just Not That Into You is more than a book. Its a revolution. The phrase coined by Behrendt for an episode of Sex & the City has now entered the language: it features in ads its referred to in newspaper headlines & it has spawned spin-off spoof books & more. Its Called A Break-up Because Its Broken promises to do this & more. It will help you get over anyone & move on. Behrendts voice is unique -- combining tell-it-like-it-is advice with humour & the guys eye view. The book is filled with solid advice to help you let go of your ex -- for example: Its 3 am the bottle of wine is empty do you really want to make that call? Each insightful chapter is complemented with a Q-&-A with Greg on what hes thinking case studies & games. Greg & Amiira tackle tough issues such as break-up sex how not to lose your friends during a break-up & 10 great places to cry. Its the ultimate read & reference for anyone who has ever been in a relationship. ...

Part of a series of humorous guides to different styles of guitar playing. Each book is mix of irreverant humour & genuine musical instruction containing bluffers tips techniques to steal tips on writing names to drop & dress styles to adopt. ...

Part of a series of humorous guides to different styles of guitar playing. Each book is mix of irreverant humour & genuine musical instruction containing bluffers tips techniques to steal tips on writing names to drop & dress styles to adopt. ...

Gareth St. Clair is in a bind. His father who detests him is determined to beggar the St. Clair estates & ruin his inheritance. Gareths sole bequest is an old family diary which may or may not contain the secrets of his past & the key to his future. The problem is
- its written in Italian of which Gareth speaks not a word. All the ton agreed: there was no one quite like Hyacinth Bridgerton. Shes fiendishly smart devilishly outspoken &
- according to Gareth
- probably best in small doses. But theres something about her
- something charming & vexing
- that grabs him & wont quite let go. But rest assured hes spinning in his grave when Gareth & Hyacinth cross paths at the annual
- an annually discordant
- Smythe-Smith musicale. To Hyacinth Gareths every word seems a dare & she offers to translate his diary even though her Italian is slightly less than perfect. But as they delve into the mysterious text they discover that the answers they seek lie not in the diary but in each other & that there is nothing as simple--or as complicated
- as a single perfect kiss.







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This is an endearing & heart-warming tale guaranteed to make everyone smile. When Little Roo wakes up he just feels grumpy. He doesnt want to play & he doesnt know why. His mother tries to cheer him up by playing in the leaves hiding in their favourite hidey hole & tickling him but nothing she does makes any difference. Then she whisks Little Roo away in her pouch & they bounce off down hill
- towards a wide deep & muddy-at-the-bottom hole. They career straight in to the hole & his mother looks so very funny that little Roo cant help himself
- he just has to smile!

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This book carves out a unique niche in the field of fitness publishing. No other book in this genre addresses more thoroughly the psychological factors of motivating clients & the how-to aspects of starting up & promoting a personal training business. No longer are personal trainers to be seen as glorified spotters just biding their time until the next career move. They are qualified health professionals who design & monitor the exercise programs that improve peoples lives & health. The goal of this book is to promote a more reverent view of personal trainers. ...

Its never too late... To stop the world... To enjoy the rain...to be curious...to sing...to find peace. Its a much-proven adage that its never too late to do all those things for ourselves that we keep meaning to do but put off because of other distractions or busy-ness. With a thought per page coupled with inspirational"es Its Never Too Late will inspire you to look at your life anew & help you to plan towards regaining balance finding strength & taking that first step. ...

Winner of the William Hill sports book of the year. I want to die at a hundred years old after screaming down an Alpine descent on a bicycle at 75 miles per hour. I dont do anything slow not even breathe. I do everything at a fast cadence: eat fast sleep fast. At twenty-four Lance Armstrong was already well on his way to becoming a sporting legend. Then in October 1996 he was diagnosed with stage four testicular cancer
- doctors gave him a 40% chance of survival. On that day Armstrongs life changed for ever & in typical fashion he met the challenge head on
- this was one fight he was determined not to lose. As he battled against the cancer invading his body & the chemotherapy that threatened to sap his soul he focussed on his training & drew strength from the people around him who never gave up. Just sixteen months after Armstrong was discharged from hospital he entered the Tour de France a race famed for its gruelling intensity. Just a few months after that he became a father. Its Not About the Bike is the story of one mans inspirational battle against the odds charting his progress through triumph tragedy & transformation.

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Its Not Easy Being Green" follows Dick Strawbridge & his family as they leave their comfortable home in the Midlands to tackle a remarkable self-sufficiency project
- New House Farm in Cornwall. Their main objective is to have as little negative impact on the planet as possible by producing no waste & removing their dependency upon fossil fuels
- all without compromising on their comfortable modern 21st-century lifestyles. Its a laudable aim but they are definitely not eco-warriors! With his hands-on flamboyant approach Dick offers practical tips on everything from constructing water wheels gadgets & greenhouses to the trials of living with animals & knocking up proper wholesome food. Packed with information about the cost of power sourcing building materials taking up permaculture & finding transport alternatives " Its Not Easy Being Green" highlights the small steps that can change your life & is a simple inspirational guide for everyone considering the path to green living."

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