A note from the editor: Dear Respected Online Customer Welcome to the page of the first ever official Rudge Park yearbook. & thank you very much in advance for purchasing the book at the incredibly reasonable price they are bound to be selling it at. When I put myself forward to be the editor of the yearbook my Head of Sixth Form Mr Gilbert was the first to wish me words of wisdom & support. His actual words
- ' Well Mc Kenzie I'm looking forward to seeing how you piss this one up'
- were the inspiration behind this book. Sadly & this is not an apology due to a print schedule that can only be described as fascistic I wasn't able to finish the book to my exact liking. However I was very lucky that my 'friends' Jay Cartwright Simon Cooper & Neil Sutherland decided to supply a lot of the material So inside this 'masterpiece' (Polly Mc Kenzie) you'll find: Simon's Love Poetry Jay's A-Z of Sex & (nonsensical) Business Plan the Camber Sands Caravan Club newsletter Neil's Biology coursework entitled Do You Put the Balls In? & his map of Rudge Park along with some incisive pieces of journalism most likely written by me. & there's lots of other random stuff which has never seen the light of day. God knows how it got in there. It is my greatest & only achievement from my two years at Rudge Park. May it bring you years of happiness & joy & not just on the toilet. Yours William Mc Kenzie Editor