Ever been offered a promotion that seems too good to be true? You know
- the sort they'd be insane to be offering to someone like you. The kind where you snap their arm off to accept then wonder why all your long-serving colleagues look secretly relieved as if they're off some strange & unpleasant hook.. . It's the kind of trick that deeply sinister companies like J.W. Wells & Co. pull all the time. Especially with employees who are too busy mooning over the office intern to think about what they're getting into. & it's why right about now Paul Carpenter is wishing he'd paid much less attention to the gorgeous Melze & rather more to a little bit of job description small-print referring to 'pest' control.. .