Who has time nowadays to put in the graft to succeed? & why bother when the truly important things in life only take a quarter of an hour to master? Here Tom Cutler proves that following the path to becoming disgustingly rich stylish intelligent thin happy classy successful & a legend in the bedroom need take no longer than it does to cut your toenails or listen to The Archers. You can learn how to become as popular as your dog. Which sports car suits your personality? How to work out the date of your death. Are you a genius? With Tom Cutler's help you will soon find inner perfection & hugely impress your family friends & work colleagues. From the author of the brilliant A Gentleman's Bedside Book" this is a hilariously funny but deeply practical guide to self-improvement."