Have you ever found that once you are between the sheets Madame Bovary is too heavy magazines are too slippery & The Guns of Navarone too long? In that case A Gentleman's Bedside Book" is perfectly designed to satisfy those final moments of the days with facts stories ideas & instructions that will help every bright boy to become a smarter man with a well rounded curriculum of lessons in Science English Home Economics R.E Modern Languages P.E Art Music & Woodwork. This is a lucky dip of bedside derring-do humour & oddity written in his unique style by best-selling humourist Tom Cutler. It is constantly surprising ridiculously fascinating & very very funny. It
Includes:: such entries as: human anatomy for the practical man; the most frequent dream subjects; delicious caustic curries you can make; emergency meals from nowhere; shaving
- top tips from the pros; deerstalkers & why they matter; & how to grow a dashing moustache. This title also
Includes:: entries such as: how to open a Champagne bottle with a sword; Samuel Pepys
- the rude bits; best ever book titles; tongue twisters; those you may not marry from " The Book of Common Prayer"; the worst ever movie dialogue; useful foreign chat-up lines; an international swearing dictionary; filthy foreign food; historic dumb predictions; the history of concrete; dad rock; coming out on top in a pub brawl; how to dissolve your wife; mental arithmetic tricks for the practical man
- ten tricks; famous car crashes & victims; the seven habits of the highly effective Lothario; really bad chat-up lines; best urban legends
- a list; sword swallowing for fun & profit; how to develop a gigantic memory; & mind blowing mind reading for the complete novice."