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This is a collection of wise and wacky words of advice from the bestselling and award-winning author of Why Eating Bogeys Is Good For You". From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as: You cant trust a dog to watch your food. Why buy shampoo when real poo is free? Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time as you wont have a leg to stand on. And if getting even doesnt work then just get odd."
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This is a collection of wise & wacky words of advice from the bestselling & award-winning author of Why Eating Bogeys Is Good For You". From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as: You cant trust a dog to watch your food. Why buy shampoo when real poo is free? Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time as you wont have a leg to stand on. & if getting even doesnt work then just get odd."

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Watch - A small clock designed to be worn on a person
Leg - A body part attached to the buttock
Hedgehog - A small animal with spikes that hibinates in winter.
Shampoo - A liquid used to wash and clean hair
Wipe - To rub a cloth (or similar) along something generally to clean or dry

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