Before Jess was the new girl there was Nick Winston Schmidt... & The Douchebag Jar. Originally devised to do nothing more than alter Schmidt's wardrobe hairstyle & personality the Douchebag Jar has become an apartment-wide phenomenon forever changing the way douche-like behavior is viewed policed & penalized. Compiled & annotated by Schmidt himself The Douche Journals catalogs the jar's first years in existence. Every jar-worthy outfit faux pas & innuendo is captured exquisitely & for all time transporting fans & scholars alike into the inner orbit of a master douche at the height of his powers. Comprehensive unflinching & fully illustrated The Douche Journals delves deep into the annals of douchery.