The irrepressible hysterical puntastical Tim Vine star of stage & screen treats all of us here in his first joke book. Packed full of zingers & hilarious illustrations if this doesn't put a smile on your face nothing will. What's not to like: The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my dressing room. I didn't know what to make of it. I'm against hunting. I'm actually a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before & shoot the fox. I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. Black holes. I don't know what people see in them. So I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said ' Nearest the bull goes first.' He went ' Baah' & I went ' Moo'. He said ' You're closest.' Velcro. What a rip-off. Black Beauty. He's a dark horse. I've got a sponge front door. Hey don't knock it.