Warning! This is not a self-help book. This book contains absolutely no advice that you should follow yourself...
SH**GED.
...After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, 28 year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his 73 year old dad. Sam Halpern, who is 'like Socrates, but angrier, & with worse hair, ' has never minced his words. & when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him... From the pitfalls of family weddings to confronting burglars naked with a shotgun, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true memoir of a father-&-son relationship from a major new comic voice.