What questions would you ask a doctor at a comedy gig? Is it healthy to sleep with a pet? What are the side effects of budgie-smuggling? Is horse riding riskier that ecstasy? Do love eggs need to be fitted? Do unlucky beds exist? Do doctors ever pretend to hear noises with a stethoscope? Should I h&-wash my merkin? What's the best sexual position for losing weight? Has everyone had more sex than me? Should I have Scrabble before marriage? What should I do if someone dies on me during sex? GP & comedian Phil Hammond has collected two hundred & fifty of life's quirkiest queries from audiences across the UK. Open wide for the finest answers to the most bizarre questions, ranging from tongue in cheek to absolutely filthy...yet surprisingly useful. ...

' The history of crime detection has produced no more famous name than that of Sexton Blake.' William Franklyn stars as paperback hero Sexton Blake, with David Gregory as his assistant Tinker, in three original BBC Radio dramatisations from 1967. Lost from the BBC archives for over 40 years, these rediscovered episodes are presented on CD for the very first time. " Lilies for the Ladies": In the first episode of the series, Blake investigates the unexplained murders of four wealthy society women. " The Sin-Eater": An old friend of Blake's receives a series of cryptic messages written on playing cards. Featuring James Beck (Private Walker, Dad's Army). " Bluebeard's Key": Blake is sent a mysterious key in the post, the attached note reads: ' This is Bluebeard's first key.' SPECIAL BONUS EPISODE: " Murder on the Portsmouth Road": In one of Britain's earliest surviving drama recordings (from 1930), Arthur Wontner stars as Sexton Blake, tracking down a killer on a stormy night. ...

' The history of crime detection has produced no more famous name than that of Sexton Blake'. William Franklyn stars as paperback hero Sexton Blake, with David Gregory as his assistant Tinker, in four original BBC Radio dramatisations from 1967. Lost from the BBC archives for over 40 years, these rediscovered episodes are presented on CD for the very first time. " The Eight Swords": When a woman is found dead at Paula's hair salon, Sexton Blake is called in to investigate. "A Murder of Crows": Over the past six weeks, two men have been murdered. & both shared the name George Crow. " Double & Quit": The top-secret Department 7 recruit Sexton Blake as a special agent. " You Must Be Joking": A friend from Blake's club dies the day after receiving a sinister limerick. Special bonus episode: " Murder on the Portsmouth Road": In one of Britain's earliest surviving drama recordings (from 1930), Arthur Wontner stars as Sexton Blake, tracking down a killer on a stormy night. ...

The history of crime detection has produced no more famous name than that of Sexton Blake. William Franklyn stars as paperback hero Sexton Blake, with David Gregory as his assistant Tinker, in three original BBC Radio dramatisations from 1967. Lost from the BBC archives for over 40 years, these rediscovered episodes are presented on CD for the very first time. " The Vampire Moon": Sexton Blake & Paula Dane are out at a London restaurant, when one of their fellow diners suddenly collapses. His dying words warn of the danger of the Vampire Moon. This title features Marjorie Westbury (Paul Temple). " The Fifth Dimension": Harry Monkton wins GBP84, 000 on the Pools. Then, one day, the phone rings & he disappears..." First Class Ticket to Nowhere": Lost in the fog, Sexton Blake & his friends stumble across a deserted railway station. Then there's a gunshot. The special bonus episode: " Murder on the Portsmouth Road": In one of Britain's earliest surviving drama recordings (from 1930), Arthur Wontner stars as Sexton Blake, tracking down a killer on a stormy night. ...

Sex & cars have been inextricably linked for years
- it must be something to do with the pistons. This work offers detailed explanations
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There is an enclave of the US military base Fort Baxter that is forever Las Vegas, with Sgt. Ernie Bilko (Steve Martin) presiding over a ragbag troop of soldiers more adept at loading dice than guns. The hardline Major Thorn (Phil Hartman) has had run-ins ...

Warning! This is not a self-help book. This book contains absolutely no advice that you should follow yourself...

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The best of the awesome You Tube & Twitter phenomenon Sh*t Girls Say! ?I just love tiny things???I hate the word moist???I?m so pale???I had such a good sleep??? Whats your dogs name???? Ice cream makes me cough? Get it together, because we?re not even joking right now. sh*t Girls Say? is the original internet hit that spawned countless imitations. Now a hilarious, clever & beautifully stylish book, packed full of the utterly brilliant sh*t girls say. ...

After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, 28 year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his 73 year old dad. Sam Halpern, who is 'like Socrates, but angrier, & with worse hair, ' has never minced his words. & when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him... From the pitfalls of family weddings to confronting burglars naked with a shotgun, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true memoir of a father-&-son relationship from a major new comic voice. ...

This beautiful shabby chic paper pad features 12 designs that will make your note-taking or crafting extra special. This great value ...