Take turns to push down one of Cranky Croc's teeth, but don't pick his sore one or else he'll chomp down on your finger. 

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Crap at My Parent's House is a very funny reader content-submitted blog in which people send in photos of the bizarre, ugly & tacky jokes, do-dads & random furnishings at their parents house. This book features 150-200 entries divided into categories like: Useless Crap, Household Crap, Bathroom Stuff, Electronic Crap, Religious Crap, & more. ...

In August this year, inspired by a particularly horrendous date he'd just had & fed up with the trials of single life, journalist & author Rhodri Marsden invited his Twitter followers to send in their worst ever dating experiences (in 140 characters or less, of course). The result was astonishing. Within hours Rhodri was flooded with 1000s of crazy, shocking & hilarious true stories of dating disasters. & as the word spread, people all over the world began to submit their calamitous experiences, sending Rhodri's Tweet viral & attracting the attention of newspapers, TV shows & online magazines drawn to this incredible story. Crap Dates is the best from Rhodri's hilarious collection of real-life dating howlers, & is guaranteed to bring a smile to anyone who has ever had a bad date.. .everyone: Adele L Bamber: He drank A LOT & talked about his sister A LOT. I left & he phoned +20 times. Last voicemail was him singing Billy Ocean at 4am. emilyhill 1982: Told him I liked reading, he said he wanted to burn all libraries & then talked about football for hours. I hid in the loo. Abzbyrne: I had one who turned up, on a warm summer evening, in a huge arran jumper because he thought I'd like that being Irish. ...

Details: The genuinely rough guide to Britain is back. Ten years after it first lifted the concrete slab in the garden
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Advertising executive James Ballard (James Spader
- Stargate) & his wife Catherine (Deborah Unger) lead complex, if hollow sexual
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Highly-charged & intensely erotic, Crash into You is perfect for fans of Destined to Play & Fifty Shades of Grey. Sometimes the past can bring you to your knees? Brynn Le Breck has dedicated herself to helping women in crisis, but things get personal when her younger sister goes missing. Having strayed on to the wrong side of the tracks, she is suspected to be hiding at The Ranch, a secret retreat where the elite escape to play out their sexual fantasies. To find her, Brynn must go undercover. Unfortunately, The Ranch is invitation only & the one person who can get her in is from the darkest corner of Brynn's past. Years ago, she opened herself up to attorney, Reid Jamison, only to have him break her heart. Now she needs him again. But as their desires & old wounds are exposed, the sexual games escalate ? & so does the danger. Their hearts aren't the only things at risk. Someone else is watching, playing by his own rules & his game could be very dangerous indeed. ...

In this book, which

Includes:: a new interview with Ballard who wrote the book on which the film was based,

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Savannah Colbert has never known why she's so hated by the kids of the Clann. Nor can she deny her instinct to get close to Clann golden boy Tristan Coleman. Especially when she recovers from a strange illness & the attraction becomes nearly irresistible. It's as if he's a magnet, pulling her gaze, her thoughts, even her dreams. Her family has warned her to have nothing to do with him, or any members of the Clann. But when Tristan is suddenly everywhere she goes, Savannah fears she's destined to fail. For years, Tristan has been forbidden to even speak to Savannah Colbert. Then Savannah disappears from school for a week & comes back...different, & suddenly he can't stay away. Boys seem intoxicated just from looking at her. His own family becomes stricter than ever. & Tristan has to fight his own urge to protect her, to be near her no matter the consequences.... ...

After losing his job & moving in with his mother, Vincent decides to join Tyriq & sell drugs to pay the bills. Spoon, a long-time friend, counsels him against dealing, but Vincent is lured by the prospect of quick cash. He eventually gets caught up in a deadly gang war where the only way to survive is by killing others. ...

To crave is to desire intensely or have a hunger for...

Now this satisfaction is only a mixing bowl away!

Delve



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